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@Aaron2006Romy2010

Ist Dir dabei auch klar, was der Frau im Lied in der Nacht passiert ist?

@adi87tya

No.

Oezil is much better in ball control and creativity.

Messi needs others with ideas and ball control who are able to iron out his mistakes.

You could see at the Wolrd Cup that Schweinsteiger, Mueller and Oezil are much better then Messi if he is left to his own abilities.

Smart cat. The pitch is heated!

She is full of "don`ts".

Makes me wonder if she is still single...

YES!

And Elvis was her mother.

@xDANCINRICKx

I summarize: the whole USA.

You cut away the most important part when Bentsen hit the nail by saying WHY the comparion was ill-taken, and to which Quale had no reply...

@shortandtickling

Sie lebten in Feudalismus, und Armenius war ein Fürstensohn.

Ganz demokratisch haben sie ihn als Feldherr dann auch abgesetzt.

Damals verlor man beim Misstrauensvotum offenbar wohl noch das Leben.

(siehe Caesar).

Und Sklaven kannten die Germanen auch, die haben die Römer ihnen...

@Arziftw

Schon FJS hat die Beliebtheit der CSU, de Goppel mühsam aufgebaut hatte, auf seine Weise stark reduziert. Er hatte Glück, das die SPD keinen überzeugenden Gegenkandidaten hatte, sonst wäre er schon zu Lebzeiten unter 50 Prozent gelandet.

That`s not true.

49 percent of Germans do not pay church taxes, but this includes Muslims and other religions, and those who still believe to be Christians, but do not think that they can afford to pay money for their church.

Opinion polls show much higher numbers.

@mwillis1000

So what?

2 x 12 = 24 millions.

Actually this viseo (2010) says 40 /12 = 3,33 Millions every month.

Do you indicate he is now 40 percent cheaper then 2010?

BTW:

The name is Christiano Ronaldo, not Ronaldo, who was a class better and at his prime deserved at least twice as much a...

@Hanayuni

It is about Mr. Lehmann. He works in a bar , and the movie accompanies him on his days (and nights!), and some bizarre scenens, like this trip to the hospital with his best friend Karl.

It is the mmovie adaption of a famous book by Sven Regner, who is also a reknown singer. The book ...

@IllyaItaCarole

He needs both drinks after this kiss!

War kein Prpblem.

Denn die Werbung dauerte 47 Sekunden :-)

No chance for Paul, as long as only the brothel worlers endorse him, but the visitors endorse Romney ;-)

If you think this implies Paul's supporters are immoral, just think that those who who visit the brothel vote for his opponents!

Is that Fred Thompson as the barkeeper?

Wieder einmal wurde ein Text bei der Übersetzung entstellt und verhuntzt.

FAIL

@balubaer0

Warum wurden sie geboren , oder warum sie starben?

Mir scheint, Dir ist die Frage unklar.

Zum Leben ghört der Tod, aber auch die Kunst. Leben ist die Vergänglichkeit, das sagt auch dieses Lied.

Actually it is a low pitched song and was a HUUUGEEEE hit that way. Tiny Tim just produced a less successful comedy version.

Hard to remember, but true!

@HannahVampire

Ah, the song is not by Tiny Tim.

This guy just made fun of this ridicluous show and how little these "experts" know about music or singing.

Why is it you try to cover a ukelele song that is only a cover of an older, but better guitar song?

Try "Nick Lucas" and "Tiptoe..." to see the original guitar version :-)

And I thought this song cant get any worse ....

@FCGunnersify

No.

A man attacked him, and he kicked that man until security personal (that did not protect the goalkeeper as they should do!) finally overpower the attacker in order to protect himself.

Very clear case of self defense.

He used violence, but he was aware that the man overpowerd ...

blöde Anleitung.

1. Er muss es SELBST binden.

2. Auf die Krawatennaht achten!

Das macht der Profibinder hier GROTTENfalsch.

Au weia....

@MrSKINFLICK

excpet that Kreisler visited TomLehrer's shows, but Lehrer never saw Kreisler play.

BTW: Kreisler copied also from Mort Schuman and others....

Hands down, Kreisler was a Guttenberg and Lehrer was his victim.

@Luke64

Well, the song is slowenian, not spanish ;-)

@winnnR

Actually it was not Puskas who was offside, but the Hungarians ignored an offside decision before and the goal was thus not a regualr goal, as actually the ball was not free for play.

Today Puskas would get a yellow card for ignoring an offise decision, but he got away with it in 1954.

@Jakebus 1

This is Tom Felton, who played many roles despite being quite young.

He was, among others, Draco Malfoy, in the Harry Potter movies.

@onedaywewill

kidogo to

@ptm51

the Comedian Harmonists reorded the msot famous version of this song.

Try "Wochenend und Sonnenschein" by Comedian Harmonists!

@1276epr

Actually it made depressed people happy, so quite the opposite, Mr. Black Sky!

@FylthyBeest

Honestly, Reagan even did prevent the wall from falling down earlier by his hostile policy towards the USSR, even when they already offered him arms reduction talks he declined, and stuck to his SID and nuke armamament plans, and he was not able to fully support Gorbatchev politica...

@Holzider

Nicht aufgepasst in Biologie?

Frauen haben Eierm Männer nicht.

So wenig Ahnung von Sex?

Na ja....

@Zero123499

It simply means he has more trust in the fact that they (Russians) love their children and don't want to kill them in a mutual nuclear holocaust then believing that the political leaders and their strategies secure peace.

In my mind he was absolutely right.

@refuckulate420

I did not say this.

I just say that Napoleon was far from winning when finally the Prussians arrived at the scene.

But actually Wellington knew they were coming, so his plan was to hold and not to attack too early, which worked out well.

Wellington was a great strategist.

He w...

@26Davut

Nina und Jan verlieben sich, etwas ungewollt, aber heftig.

Er hat aber Aids.

Sie weiß es nicht.

Um sie zu schützen, macht er Schluß...

Aber sie lieben sich doch zu sehr...

... und wollen zudem rausfinden, wie Fische ficken und Jan's Opa bestatten, nachdem sie dsie Asche geklaut haben.

...

@ssmmooggss

Na ja, das wollen die beiden auch rausfinden...

Geht aber eigentlich darum, dass er AIDS hat, und sie es nicht weiß, jedenfalls zuerst nicht...

@htownhomie06

yet he cheated in 1987 and should have been disqualified like Dayron Robles 24 yerars later.

He pushed Schmid back.

Clear to see and no doubt about it.

Shame on this victory.

He just did not deserve it.

Am I the only one that fell in love with the lyrics, not the sax?

Listen!

@andywuenice

Stimmmt, farblos war er nie.

Ob braun oder gelb, ob Uniform oder Anzug, scheinbar stand ihm alles.

@fetterStern

She is on the rooftop, and jumps down "with the warm wind in her hair".

She can't go from her rooftop to Paris in real life, just in her suicidal fantasy.