I was born in 1974 on a farm in west virgina. I was raised by wild belugas and schizophrenic dolphins. I pelted tangerines at my goat and soon was expelled from my school. Around my mid-twenties i learned what life was about and raped and butchered 17 Samsung dishwashers. By the time i was finished with them they were joining forces with plaque and germs. Luckily, i had Listerine man on speed-dial. We fought them to the death and devoured their insides. About 5 years later i found 2 women travelling from singapore to hawaii. I boarded their plane and put excess sugar in their coffee. They were not happy. I had to dispose of them quickly and flush their eyebrows down the toilet. Luckily i had my haribrush and everything was under control. Form there i bought a grand piano at my local hardware store. Then i dropped it on a passing by couple as an april fool's joke. The man broke his spine ahd his right thigh had been severed seriously and both were in agonizing pain. I enjoyed this portrayal of beethoven's symphony 9 and took the moment to really figure out my life, and what i was meant to do. I hitchhiked from china to madagascar in a matter of hours. There i found my true companions; marbles and whiskers. They stuck with me my whole life, helped me fight off dr.octopus and mr.freeze. To this day they are a great help in my life of fighting crime. I now reside in a small town called Oakville of the border of southern Alaska. We live in a fortress known as chucky cheeses to the mortals but to us it's our last stop of defending the earth and it's inhabitants.