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@Thagros If you nose about on the net a little it is pretty easy to find reliable accounts. For instance, the skeletons of English longbowmen recovered from the Mary Rose showed extreme asymmetry caused by training starting when they were young (around 7 years) boys. These men could shoot a 120 p...

@PhotoShopChannel So what is it to be? Is it "What the f**k are you on about?" or just "What?"? If it's the first one that you sent me then the answer is you're a thoroughly rude git. The second one is just impolite. Try being polite, it works wonders.

It appears that your enlarged brain has pushed all your hair out. Same thing happened to me.

@4spdBernie I prefer "Boxer" as it describes exactly the disposition of the cylinders. I can think of a few flat engines that were not opposed. I think though that the aviation engine prefix work the best. The engine would then be an "O-6".

So if you have a car that is baboon's arse ugly but it is the only one, it's worth a hundred and seventy grand? I mean really, what are people thinking? It's repulsive! Uglier than a Mohs, if that's possible.

Hey, if you don't rub any of the metal bits on the runway, everything's usually good.

@farmerbobross A lotta taildragger time would help more!

Where the hell is Chris Scarver when we need him?

Aha! It was the cold that started the cracks.

@Kyoretsu85 A watch of this quality can be left closed for well over a decade in my experience (lots). My first GMT Master went 20 years without a service, still kept good time.

@togeeman Yes, I counted it; 72.

@AntiVaccine2 Thanks all the same. Tell you what, I'll be the live slave and you be the dead moron. When you get a chance, go have a try of malaria with your wonderful immune system. It's been killing the supremely healthy for millennia.You are an utter simpleton.

I know that is inadequate to des...

@6636JB You had postulated a 100 metre wave. To reduce the death toll by any significant amount would involve the evacuation of millions of square kilometres encompassing entire cities.

For the most part, we would just have to take our lumps, unfortunately.

@triniriderz Bollocks, I've seen little girls shrug off 7 G, and laughing too! Fitness level my arse.

@tubasinthemoonlight No, I get a 1978 Darmah (900SD) from your engine number. The clutch cover has been replaced with the non-electric start type. The cover is worth a few bob by itself. So you've still got a Desmo donk there, though not an SS. Could all be SS spec though, just not the right numb...

I wish you all the plagues.

@badslabber All your heart should do is be quite happy that such a procedure exists. Not all that many years ago you would have spent the rest of your life in a wheelchair and bed, in agony.

The problem as I see it is that rational people cannot begin to imagine what it is like to be truly delusional. 9/11 conspiracy belief is very much like a religion, and only a fool would waste time arguing with the true convert. I have to admit though that I find it quite sobering to find that su...

That'll feed Tokyo for a month!

Reputed to be the finest flying aircraft in the Luftwaffe inventory, the Komet was untouchable by any other fighter while it was under power. Out of fuel, if flown properly it was still untouchable by Allied fighters and could easily outrun them in the descent to its home airfield. There, protect...

@stefigencev Is this one of the Wolfsburg West kits?

Did a D9 poop that out?

Is this the 1300 stroker version or the straight 1200?

The Allison is such a nice engine, much better than most warplane buffs give it credit for. All other thing equal, if someone wanted me to ferry an old bird over lots of water, I'd take the Allison powered machine over the RR anyday. Americans knew and still know how to build fine engines.

Gotta love something that has four goddamned tracks to clean out in freezing weather.

Good god, toes that long easily qualify you as a new species of ape!

I see you had to play it on the hook quite a while before it tired and gave up.

Buggers used to come to airshows in Canada, they'd make the proper radio calls but you'd never see them until they popped up to anounce their arrival. They'd probably done all the flight over land at less than a hundred feet.

@krazytroutcatcher Yeah, that seems to be the trouble area of most tanks I've cleaned but it's just a case of leaving it running and reversing it 2 or 3 times a day. I've had a real crusty Metralla tank on there for at least 50 hours. Looking pretty good now.

Five years probation semms a bit harsh really.

Betch that hurt in the morning.

@gonzalo060375 Airbag suits have been around for a while.

I think that might have been his bollocks that skipped along the furthest.

That looks the DBs lad.

Someone will have to start enlarging their testicles to the size of Ken Warby's as well as coming up with some creative hydrodynamics.

@60103Henry There's 2 on eBay right now.

Hey, I saw you put that bucket down on the side of the truck.

@raiderrunner10 Mathe Porsche Special. Same car at the end as stefanmarjoram1 pointed out.