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Languages and Drama Study Advice for Students from Professor Alex Fancy

Alex Fancy

Professor Emeritus & Director of Tintamarre

Languages & Drama\

Director of Drama / Directeur de Tintamarre

Professeur de français

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2 months ago

Learn Inuktitut part 4

Can you speak Inuktitut? Watch this short video and learn some new vocabulary words!

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2 months ago

Learn Inuktitut part 1

Can you speak Inuktitut? Watch this short video and learn some new vocabulary words!

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Learn Inuktitut part 2

Can you speak Inuktitut? Watch this short video and learn some new vocabulary words!

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3 months ago

Not the Time to COP Out

Sheila Watt-Cloutier, Inuit cultural and human rights advocate, will be presenting at Mount Allison University on November 29. This talk will be ta...

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To Steven Moffat from Russia with love!

New Christmas video from our team: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Please watch in HD quality to read the inscriptions!

Dear Steven!

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6 months ago

Mumford and Sons - Little Lion Man

The official video for Mumford and Sons' debut single, Little Lion Man. Click to buy the album, Sigh No More: http://zaphod.uk.vvhp.net/v......

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The Ostrich Nest - Epic Meal Time

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We acquire a whole bunch of ostrich eggs and ostrich meat! Using our culinary powers and a whole bunch of liquor we create The Os...

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Meat Shield - Epic Meal Time

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Man v Food v Gun! We gather various meats and fashion them into a Meat Shield! Don't know what that is?! Then allow us to show you!...

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6 months ago

Mamma - Luciano Pavarotti (tenor)

Amantes de la opera, visiten mi canal para ver más videos y dejen sus cometarios.

Actualizaciones cada semana, con lo más variado del mundo de la ...

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6 months ago

Luciano Pavarotti - Ave Maria

Luciano Pavarotti in the Three Tenors concert 1994

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7 months ago

Nataly's first solo album!

Thank you for everyone's support! The Kickstarter campaign is now finished. New solo album in 2012 thanks to you!

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7 months ago

Sophie Madeleine - Cover Song #23 - I Think I Need A New Heart - The Magnetic Fields

Requested by Mia. My shortened and slightly higher version of this brilliant song.

I originally recorded just a solo version of this, but it didn't...

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9 months ago

Sarah Harmer - One Match live on 102.9 K-Lite FM

Sarah Harmer performs "One Match" live on the Sunni and Hayes Morning Show on 102.9 K-Lite FM.

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9 months ago

The Rocky and Balls Album is here!!!!

Details about our premiere limited edition album release :D

Got to http://www.rockyandballs.com for more details, to purchase and to download!

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10 months ago

Bodhran Off - Niall & Joseph

Taken in a pub in Milltown during the WBCs.

Niall Preston (Under 18 & Solo Champion)

Joseph McNulty (Under 14 Champion)

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(Bodhran) Amazing Slow Downer

(Bodhran) Bodhran Lesson: Advanced Jig Rhythm DOWN Down Up

(Bodhran) Bodhran Lesson: Triplets & Rolls Using Top Of Tipper Part 1

(Bodhran) Bodhran Lesson: Triplets & Rolls Using Top Of Tipper Part 2

(Bodhran) Bodhran Lesson: Using A Metronome As A Practice Tool

*#Bodhran* (How To Practice Without A Bodhran And Make Your Own Tipper)

(Bodhran) Secret To Playing With Dynamics Part 1

(Bodhran) Secret To Playing With Dynamics Part 2

(How To Play The Bodhran) How To Avoid The Sliding Bodhran Tipper & Scraping Sound

About Exit, Pursued by Bear

I don't own a camera. Whee!

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EXCERPT FROM THE GUIDE TO CANADIAN CREATURES:

Bernardicus Invulgaris (Uncommon Bernard)

Branch of the vertebrate, mammal class, Homo sapiens sapiens species, adolescent subspecies, male sex

The Bernard is an extremely elusive and rare animal. As a result of the Great Bernard Hunt of 32 000 BCE, most Bernards have been hunted down, killed and exposed in Saskatchewan gift shops: indeed, it is rumored that only one still exists in the snowy, igloo-riddled regions of Canada.

Bernards are highly deceptive creatures, having practiced the art of falsehoods though acting, one of the main distractions from hunting and mercilessly flogging polar bears and lumberjacks. They will use this talent for deception to their advantage, making themselves seem much more intellectual than they really are by quoting famous authors, constantly reading obscure mythic fiction or fantasy novels, or engaging in long-winded debates about the validity of two-by-fours in Quebec. The average IQ-blessed person, however, will be able to realize that "Shake-spear" is actually an action presented in the present tense, that books are better read right side up and that wooden planks, being inanimate objects, are not Catholic and therefore have no place in Quebec.

The Bernard may attempt to baffle the more dull-witted of hunters by using a highly developed and archaic-sounding vocabulary, including long, incomprehensible and possibly made-up words such as "lackaday", "curmudgeon" and "waddle" in place of the usually English layman's terms. If such a technique is used, the best defense against it consists in shooting the Bernard in the mouth before it confuses its victim to such a degree that one can only stare in horror as it first rambles about how ants are going to take over the world by using nuclear weapons, then mercilessly and disgustingly devouring its victim and/or defenestrating it.

The Bernard can easily be distinguished from the rest of the adolescent subspecies by its appearance, which has been called "hippyish", "weird", "stupid", "unbefitting" and "late to dinner". Needless to say, the Bernard's wardrobe is eclectic, to complement its rather scraggly and overall unkempt hair. The Bernard is a great amateur of hippy clothing including sweaters, tie-dye shirts and socks. Another distinguishing feature is its constant wearing of turtlenecks, the reason for which has not been found.

If one ever encounters a Bernard, the best thing to do to keep one's self alive is to point in the general direction of a distracting object and scream, "Look!" while running in the opposite direction. If this stratagem succeeds, the Bernard may be distracted and not run after one's self. If the stratagem fails, a brutal and often slow and painful death is nearly sure to follow.

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