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EPIC COMBINATIONS.

@hussi434

"You can't explain that."

"Aliens."

The Amanda Show. That is my childhood.

Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars. Just saying.

Wow. You are amazing, sir. I mean, WOW. In just ONE YEAR of complete soaking, that egg was bouncy. The lesson, children, is if you keep Coca Cola in your mouth for an entire year, you can bounce on your teeth!!! You will never have to buy a trampoline!!!

"You might want to turn the volume up my voice is weak."

Seriously?

. . .seriously?

@Baboonaiih It's actually not like hitting cement. Mythbusters. Sorry. Even if you're horizontal when you hit, it's not as bad as cement. The way he fell was very technical, with his feet straight down. If you do that well enough, you can survive from any height. You might break something, but yo...

@Miriamdudaa Not exactly. The actor that plays Charlie from Lost is the same actor that plays Merry from Lord of the Rings. :D

I was in the Newport Harbor version of this play. . . it's so trippy to see it like this.

@MrAttentionreader I'm in love with you.

@NatalieTR12 Something is in it. But. . . WHAT?!

@jirdimaster Half of them has skill.

@SPARTAN112CE Huh. Weird. Seems like someone else would be surprised.

@ChrisPBaken Hmm. Try dividing the entire equation by 12 first then factor it, removing the square.

@DarkDaniAngel Thank you for starting that paragraph with "in Australia" so I could read that in my mind in an Australian accent.

@LawlStyle You're an asshole. And a homophobe. Go pray to your false God. That's right. I went there. Imma go eat some cheese and crackers now.

@itachisan02 I bet that his cock grew 4 inches when he saw this.

@jacobonegro13 I like how you tried to fix the mistake that you made in the first comment, but either way you used the wrong form of "they're." :D

I like how he changes up the lyrics for the acoustic versions; he does it a lot for this song.

@derrickgl As for LARPing, they might not use it because it's cheap and other players will just say "Miss" if a certain player uses it too much. Or they have a rule for only being able to use it after a certain number of minutes. And also, because if everybody used Death, it wouldn't be entertain...

@Rikken00 You're an atheist. It doesn't matter if you pretend to be Christian. It's what you believe.

@AdrianTheShineOfDead Well.

@sevenalive SHE was following policy, they were the ones that were obviously breaking TSA regulations. "We all know the rules"? Yeah, we all do, including her, and she was following them. It was the TSA that was breaking it's own rules.

@hendrixdude67 And not the good kind of homosexual like Eddie Izzard. No. The bad kind of homosexual, like Tom Cruise.

@EliteSlayer542 Exactly. And not a good, sort of "oh dear Bog I just fucked by Griffith from Berserk" sort of ouch, but a "why'd you drive a nail through me, I'm not Jesus!" sort of ouch.

@mwahahaurjealous I AM jealous!

@franchisepeat NOT JUST AN EVENT. AN ADVENTURE.

@iReaSc No. Unless you were one of the first people to do this, in which case congratulations!!! <3

@daajewwish123 Er. . . conspiracy?

I completely agree with you on the whole government searching thing, it's stupid, people will find a way anyhow. As for the people in mountains thing. . . you mean, like, Bin Laden? He was there. He's probably dead now, though. Purty sure that the government di...

@EVILJOKERPRODUCTIONS Harry Potter has taught us just what sticks can do, however.

@schaapie327 Thank you for keeping the true memes alive. All their base belongs to you.