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Like this if you think the 8 year old sang it better.

"I had to have a breast aumentation since you last saw us." HAD TO? Had to? Seriously? Nooo wanted to, yes. Had, yes. Had to get one, not a snowball's chance in hell.

@hunkysociologist For one thing, dog shows have a set standard, and it isn't generally anywhere close to this fanatic. If you have an animal who is good enough to get to the top, it will get there, no matter the fanaticism. For another, you can't do anything to alter a dog's appearance in shows. ...

@RideLifeAway To a horse that is used to a snaffle, which is what I assume is what she was using, a shanked bit like most western bits (including tom thumb bits, though I admit, not all western bits are shanked or curbed, but there are some western competitions that don't allow snaffles anymore b...

Funny thing about exercising horses. There's this thing called a lunge line. You exercise the horse without *gasp* riding it.

@Modlehorsecollector *They're, and the originals were most definitely better looking than the two horses and the pug pretending to be saddle club members now. And when riders have no balance, chicken wings, and legs that are all over the place, and the horses tails are swishing that much, it mean...

@Elizannchan The native history? You mean the "true story" of Pocohontas? The one that was solely based on the journals ofJohn Smith that were written after he returned to England? There are records that Pocohontas existed, that her father may have held some power within their tribe, though wheth...

@Avorauk Precisely. She has some fat on her, unlike most of the people in magazines, so she's fat. O.o. I feel like this ought to be the intuitive definition of "fat" and it shouldn't be a negative word anyway. Normal people have fat.

Okay, I am fairly sure that yes, it could be an off day, and yes it could be her first time jumping 5 feet, but I hope to god it isn't her first time cantering, and that canter was like watching a sack of potatoes jump up and down on that poor horse's back. Learn to canter before you try jumping ...

@EvelynFBS Do you have any idea how they get the horses, of ANY age to do that? They tie them to posts and whip them so that they trot away. Due to the ties, they can't actually get away from the whipping. Yeah. That's not abuse at all. Also, a foal that age may not be in pain now (though I'd be ...