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Watch Me Eat 11 - Polish Sausage and Sauerkraut sarcasmosis - 111 views - 1 week ago
I can't stand watching people eat. Now that we're past ten episodes I am too busy to care about the technical aspects of the show and thus apologize for how awful the sound is. Also sausage and farm. More one-liners: http://twitter.com/sarcasmosis
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Watch Me Eat 10 - Beefaroni sarcasmosis - 216 views - 1 month ago
I can't stand watching people eat. This beefaroni episode was significantly more painful to make than watch. Also I really don't have the budget for this show.

more one-liners: http://twitter.com/sarcasmosis
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Audiosurf - Milk Lizard sarcasmosis - 73 views - 1 month ago
This is what happens when you play Mono Pro with the song Milk Lizard by The Dillinger Escape Plan.

Audiosurf is a really great way of spending $10:
http://store.steampowered.com/ app/12900
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Audiosurf Gameplay - Neon Skyline sarcasmosis - 152 views - 2 months ago
This is what happens when you play Mono Pro with the song Neon Skyline by Cyantific.

Audiosurf is a really great way of spending $10:
http://store.steampowered.com/ app/12900
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Belated 420 "Holiday" Message sarcasmosis - 66 views - 2 months ago
A simple anti-drug message for the annual faux-holiday, while on a proper psuedo-holiday.
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Watch Me Eat 09 - Chocolate Easter Bunny sarcasmosis - 271 views - 2 months ago
I can't stand watching people eat. Germans created another holiday chocolate necessity.

Update: I got the chocolate egg the next day.

Watch Me Eat a Christmas calendar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ToUrdYPpRhA

Watch Me Eat a Thanksgiving special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =t7IRREQvET8
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Watch Me Eat 08 - Le Croissant sarcasmosis - 467 views - 3 months ago
I can't stand watching people eat. The proper French croissant is the pinnacle of dough-based foods. Thanks to my girl for making them professionally.

More information:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C roissant

With respect to Jean-Luc Godard and Francois Truffaut:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F rench_new_wave#Film_techniques

more one-liners: http://twitter.com/sarcasmosis
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The Realistic Color Organ sarcasmosis - 649 views - 3 months ago
Fifteen years ago I bought a box from my uncle for $1. Here's what it does.

More information:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C olor_organ

Songs (fair use intended for demo):
Spor - Knock You Down
Daft Punk - Rollin' & Scratchin'
Johann Sebastian Bach - Fugue in D Minor

One-liners, links, and other brain poison:
http://twitter.com/sarcasmosis
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Watch Me Eat 07 - Advent Calendar Christmas Special sarcasmosis - 388 views - 6 months ago
I can't stand watching people eat. Here is how the Germans cope with their month of stress: the advent calendar!

Watch Me Eat a Thanksgiving special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =t7IRREQvET8

Watch Me Eat a chocolate Easter bunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =B1zgvtohHf8
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Screwing around in Far Cry 2. sarcasmosis - 215 views - 7 months ago
Some typical gameplay footage from Far Cry 2 ignoring the missions and screwing around from night into the morning sunrise. I am almost as bad at shooting as I am at driving. This beautifully designed game is 70% scenery, 30% guns, 20% violence and gore, and 1000% awesome.
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Fallout 3 Evil Karma: Detonating Megaton sarcasmosis - 3,469 views - 7 months ago
I decided to wander over to Tenpenny Tower to take advantage of Mr. Burke's offer, see some amazing fireworks, and get a house at level 2 (and fight my robot butler). Because of this early action (blowing up a town) I am now "very evil".


One-liners, game opinions, links, and brain poison:
http://twitter.com/sarcasmosis
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Fallout 3 Evil Karma: Escaping Vault 101 sarcasmosis - 37,060 views - 7 months ago
Fallout 3 has a karma system that determines what you can do and how certain npcs react to you. Here's how to get off to an evil start. Amata's not fat.

One-liners, game opinions, links, and brain poison:
http://twitter.com/sarcasmosis
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About Me: I make jokes and things, but I'm documenting this period of my life above all.

FACT: I do not make good first impressions, so stick with me.

FACT: I am an Eagle Scout and a three-year college graduate.

FACT: I am sitting next to a six foot painting of a 1960s Pez dispenser.

FACT: I have Jim Varney's autograph.

I do not use youtube's friend feature. I'm not ignoring your friend requests; I'm ignoring all friend requests.
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FACT: I hate new movies because of my old film degree and my old job at movie theatre. Kill your tv.
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last.fm/user/Sarcasmo/charts
Books:
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Channel Comments (31)
sarcasmosis (17 hours ago)
Put the game in your playstation or xbox and push the power button. Go through the menu depending on how you want to play, and find a song list. Choose "Before I Forget" and play the goddamn song. What an asinine question.
alexxb115 (20 hours ago)
how did u get befor i forget on gh3???? i really want to know
NeodPhil (1 day ago)
No problem, thanks for subscribing!
zekethefreakguin (2 months ago)
I miss you. I am going crazy down here!
llamajuice (3 months ago)
Hey there! Thanks for subscribing :D
sarcasmosis (8 months ago)
hey that's really nice. thanks.
rhysfawr4 (8 months ago)
Congrats to you and your election of a new President, Barrack Obama. I sincerely hope he keeps the promises he made to you and all Americans on his way to the Whitehouse. Let's hope this is truly the beginning of a new and optimistic chapter in the history of your country.
sarcasmosis (8 months ago)
you can't make this shit up!
rhysfawr4 (8 months ago)
I am awake. You know how I can tell? Because I can perceive the difference between two corporately owned schills and a decent, honourable human being with a proven track record forty years in the making. Freedom of Information Act, Safe Drinking Water Act; its a truly impressive list of contributions, and only someone in a corporate media induced coma could miss it. Vote for Ralph Nader in '08!
sarcasmosis (8 months ago)
snap! Even more protest from Nader supporters!
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