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I think what makes Ceremonial Castings so unique is the way they use keyboards. In Ceremonial Castings, they're a major instrument, with intricate parts. Most other bands just use them for a little doot doot doot.

I know what I'll be playing at my wedding...

about 3:30 "I burn 600% of farts."

he's been really busy masturbating. THAT"S HOW THE HAIR ON HIS PALMS GOT SO LONG.

When it was on the side bar, I thought "huh, she's kind of attractive."

@santi1703 Exactly. His voice is weak. I just don't personally care for it.

I... need some doritos.

@TheSuperblackmetal That's basically what I'm saying.

HAHA! Why is How to Eat Sushi on the side?

@thechosenseljak We're stupid? Most black metal fans I know can at least write in complete sentences.

steps to recording Burzum's War

1. Buy a parrot

2. buy low-quality recording equipment

3. molest the parrot while you play the riff from Bathory's Necromansy

@SpiritMolecule1 Awhhh, do you want some attention?

@thrashtilwedie Awwhhh, are you going to go pray about it? Of course the lyrics are terrible. English is at least the second language they learned. I took Spanish from Kindergarten through 8th grade and I sure as hell couldn't write poetically in it, because it's not my first language.

Boobies ANDDDDDD Satyricon? How can it get better!?

When life gives you cabbages... you better fucking like cabbages.

hahahha, James Hetfield looks like a high school government teacher.

@Liolar43 NOOO! IT HAS NO ATMOSPHERE! SLIPKNOT RULEZZZ! I AM A LITTLE BITCH NUGGET!

@Avian98X What I do? I'm straight...

@ratteasd I respectfully disagree. Attila, I feel, has trouble enunciating. No matter what he is saying, it basically sounds like "ahhh ahhh ehhhh!" Also, Dead has more range, or utilizes what he has better.

@Asken96 ohhh. I'm American, so I needed to translate them as well. Sweden (as well as the rest of Scandinavia) are beautiful places. I've always wanted to visit them.

@FinPantera I'm sorry, but with all due respect I disagree. his "growls" aren't really growls, in my opinion. Remind me of a lot of early thrash...

@LUONG4YAHWEH I never said anything about you going to Heaven or Hell... And you're not God either. And also, "make me shut up."

Bathory gives me a viking hard-on.

@HallCustomSheaths I almost exclusively listen to old-school death and black metal. Metal is basically my life. I write it, I play it, I listen to it... every day is about metal. But Johnny Cash just moves me like nothing has ever had before. I love Johnny Cash.

@OBEY119 We are pretty much responsible for old-school death metal...

@miguelsahomo1234 Your English is terrible.

I love how the song is about nuclear war and the (then) upcoming generation being fucked by it, and there's a big rainbow in the background. hahaha.

@JasonStephens7 Show me proof.

You can really sense the Led Zeppelin and Beatles influence in this. It's like they combined the two, and made it heavier. Sick stuff...