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@Xarverzer Awful grammar, my friend. You are in no position to be calling anyone a "dumb cena rated PG fan". Go back to grammar school with the kiddies.

@OffOurFuckingFace Specify your source if you want anybody to believe you. Be specific.

@KingBartista Shut the fuck up

Basic Thuganomics blares over the speakers again, this time complete. The fans go crazy, officially giving John Cena the single biggest POP in the entire history of the pro wrestling industry!

The fans are STILL CHEERING, screaming louder than ever. The Rock approaches Cena, arm outstretched, expecting a handshake. Cena stares at him, reaches out... and pulls his hand back in a feint, stroking his hair instead. "Fuck out of my ring, Hollywood. Don't let the door slam you on the ass on ...

Take a good look Kevin Nash: the "Vanilla Midgets" from the WCW have finally reached the top of the world, and passed your sorry ass by. Hurts, doesn't it, Mr. Backstage Politics?

Chris Jericho was acting like an internet troll in this story

Alright, that's it! From now on, @samsandoa25 is 100% TEAM BRING IT!

WrestleMania XXVIII, I'm officially calling it: The Rock beats John Cena Flawlessly!

Seven years later, The Rock is STILL the most entertaining, electrifying superstar the WWE has ever produced! Love that guy! Come April, I Wil...

Translation: Esmeralda, you will become my sex slave, and if you deny me, then I shall burn you and everyone you know and love in the town square.

Yes, this was actually in a kids movie.

No one bites like Gaston,

Loses fights like Gaston,

No one prances around in gay tights like Gaston!

Ursula gives little Japanese girls nightmares

@37DarkHunter You sir are correct. King Piccolo alone could easily solo nearly every kage-level shinobi in the narutoverse.