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95% Percent of teens, would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump Bitch!!!!!!"
I'm not crazy...my reality is just different than everyone ele's...
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Tell me thats not funny!!
Randomness
And then the water parted...and fishes died...
There is no such thing as darkness, only absence of light
Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional
In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.
Happiness is like wetting your pants. Other people can see it and only you can feel it.
When you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.
Our great defense against He-who-must-not-be-named consists of a con-artist, a few teachers, a house wife, a convict, one jackass of a spy, a senile old man, a werewolf, a fellow who's hobby is collecting 'plugs', a half giant and a squib? ...we are so doomed...
People are like slinkies...twisted and basically useless, but its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.
Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
Just remember: If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
You call me a bitch?
well, a bitch is a dog,
dogs bark, bark is on trees,
trees are part of nature,
and nature is beautiful, so yeah.
thanks for the complement.
Country:
United States
Interests:
dirtbikes, guns, bows,all star cheer, AND ALL THINGS ANIME
Books:
too many to count. but you can ask me for reccomendations
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