♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ someone
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QUICK TEST:

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.




The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.




3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?




Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions c orrectly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.




4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes

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A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK'
''When I grew up I was BLACK,''
''When im sick i'm BLACK'',
''When i go in the sun im BLACK'',
''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'',
''When I die i'll be BLACK'',
''But you sir.''
''When you're born you're PINK'',
''When you grow up you're WHITE'',
''When you're sick you're GREEN'',
''When you go in the sun you turn RED'',
''When you're cold you turn BLUE'',
''And when you die you turn PURPLE'',
''And you have the nerve to call me colored?'
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism....
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You know you live in 2010 when.....

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this on your youtube page if you got owned, and you know you did