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Babies! :D

She must be a wizard.

What wizardry is this? I am confounded.

I wish I had more opportunity to use the phrase "Let me go on, I'm not yielding my time" at work. It be perfect for a rude customer trying to interrupt me while expounding on the particulars of a box of nails to a grandmother looking to hang an oil painting of her cat.

@angiepeters1 As I understand it the lap band is sewn into place initially so it doesn't slide around. I am assuming this is just temporary and that the stitches dissolve. Someone who knows more about it can probably fill us in.

This song reminds me of the game Hexic HD.

I want to buy the evolution chopsaw. Does it produce rock music while I am cutting H-beams or does that require additional equipment?

@mitakispirit That is pretty much my only memory from owning hermit crabs as a kid.

They play this song and "Hey, Soul Sister" on an infinite loop at Lowe's.

Humans aren't much different than birds when it comes to showing affection. Humans often kiss each other unwittingly engaging in a heredity throwback to our hairy primate days. Back then there were no blenders and babies have no teeth so what was a mother to do? She would chew the food for the ba...

@rweba None of that will help if you don't curb spending. Ziiing.

This video is way scarier than those Exorcist 'screamers' that were all the rage years ago.

@Truzzetyv It made me sad. That's SHIFT + F1 on the keyboard of some cash registers.

total bilf

@Nashhinton You have it all wrong. Cats aren't like humans. It simply isn't amusing enough for the cat to destroy the turtle because of the amount of energy it would require. It has long been known that all non-Cats continue to exist simply through the sufferance of cats.

@Swagtrician What do you expect with a name like Dick Smucker?

Ralph Nader disapproves of your unsafe car.

I guess he flies helicopters now. Is there anything Dorsey can't do?

Good thing kids aren't forced to say pledge of allegiance anymore. You wouldn't want to indoctrinate the children.

That fire hydrant was making me nervous. Anyone remember that episode of the Simpsons?

Ducks are the only animal that stay marginally cute even as adults.

Tax break!

That possum has my ears. I don't know how but it appears one of my ancestors managed to find a way to cross the taxonomic divide between opossum and human.

@mrjimmarshall It turns out she is a real doctor, Dr. Alison Tendler. That would explain the broken nose and bad acting. Plus they shot the commercial in only five days.

The people complaining about the price need to keep some perspective. You don't need Suze Orman to figure this out. If you just want to be a hero and stab someone in the larynx on an airplane, all you need is a Bic. If you want to feel awesome you stab your mother-in-law in the face with this pen...

It's unbelievable, it doesn't make any sense. I saw them. They're not from here! They control what I see in my own mind. All I can see is an owl but I know it's not an owl. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Pretty soon every cake in the store will be perfect. People will find this boring so engineers will find a way to wobble the machine to make the cake look hand-made. Cake competition programs will feature contestants smashing printers for parts instead of running straight for the kitchen.

I think the bird thought he was being offered food. A lot of birds are farsighted. They have great difficulty focusing on things near their feet or head. Her blurry digits probably look just like bread. Notice how he pecks at the railing and foliage behind him. Tame ducks at the park do the same...

Seems unnecessarily dangerous if it is just a giant open pipe. It would be worth putting some kind of study cover over the pipe to help diffuse some of that suction.

It is my uneducated opinion that the spider is a female spinybacked orb weaver spider. Given the species of spider and the man's affinity for rifles this video was likely filmed in Florida.