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@kingfish4242 The only way to always win in tic-tac-toe is to play against an idiot. If both players play correctly, it will always end in a tie.

A minute and fifteen seconds of idiotic rambling about the chicken or the egg, with a non-sequitor for the grand finale. When in this pathetic rant was atheism destroyed? I must have missed it.

@threewahines Because these clouds are a natural phenomenon, and only a very small group of extremely stupid people are worried about htem.

@PMnews1

You could shorten you post a whole lot and deliver exactly the same content like this:

"I am a moron."

I have to give the military guy in the witness chair credit for not bursting into hysterical laughter when the congressman said that.

@BallinTillDeath69 And your evidence for this massive conspiracy is the clouds look funny?

I can sell you a tinfoil hat for a mere $59.99

@goofyexponent A suicidal retard

@jspesh Brakes will work if used correctly. Standing on them and locking all four wheels isn't how you do it. What he thought he was going to do with his foot other than get his leg crushed between the cars I have no ide.

@Soneoak you just can't type without demonstrating your ignorance. The Spanish Inquisition was 500 years ago (rounded to nearest 100), not 900, and guess what? they WERE Christians. Most likely, you, the Christian, would have been torturing me, the heretic, but of course it would have been okay ...

@mcjjwheeler1 The third rail is a high voltage electrical conductor. It's where the train gets its power. Touching it will usually kill you.

@slaggmet1 I bet he's a really good goalie when he's awake.

It doesn't look like the idiot even had it in 4wd. No wonder he got stuck.

@AWDfreak It's lots of fun as long as Dad is paying for the tires.

@artvarmint I drove this road in a VW Beetle (downhill) around 1980. I don't think the VW would have made it going uphill. It wasn't geared low enough

@UTubeBerzerker Somebody has to back up until they get to a spot wide enough to get them past. Uphill vehicle has priority.

A friend of mine had his hotmail account hacked and used to send spam emails promoting this scam to all of his contacts and many others. The people running this scam need to be raped in prison.

@XlElementXl Well, you're right that braking wasn't the right thing to do, but the idea that giving it more gas would help is completely retarded. He could have saved it by backing off the gas when the wheels started to slip and countersteering, or by not giving it too much gas in the first plac...

@stitchergary A decent driver is needed more than decent tires. It's front wheel drive. It could probably handle the snow if the driver had any idea what he/she was doing.

WTF did he think was going to happen? Actually, I don't think any thinking was involved.

@DJCRooK3D Either he did it on purpose, or he's a moron. He tilted forward with the load in the air. He should have lifted it off the roof, tilted back, moved forklift just far enough to get load clear, then lowered. You don't move the load up high any farther than you absolutely have to.

@slimshane72 A lot of older forklifts, especially propane powered ones, don't have that safety feature. I think it's required in the US now (for many years) but it wasn't always. A lot of smaller companies by old stuff because it's cheap, so I wouldn't be surprised if there are still some old for...

I'm with the cop here. I love dogs, but driving over 100 mph and endangering the lives of people is not justified in this situation.

@IntaminFanboy Well that and having no idea how to accomplish what you're trying to do.

I don't know which is worse: The one driving or the one spotting. Neither of them should be allowed within 50 feet of anything with an engine.

A perfect 467 point turn.

@Versgolem No harness either. It looks like it would be ridiculously easy to fall off of that thing.

@ajaben bareback it, then get her a morning after pill.