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The funniest Chuck Norris facts you will ever see!
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
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Jun 8, 2007
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Im 13 years old. I like playing guitar hero. I play football and basketball.
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Chuck Norris Jokes!!!
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be"Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a roundhouse Kick."
Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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1. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
2. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
4. Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.
5. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
6. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.