Tall, skinny, I have no other clothes except skateboarding, snowboarding, and Coors Light tee shirts, I'm obsessed with patterns, and anything that is random. I was given away to a family of toasters and cracked sidewalk when I was just a baby, but I've adjusted. Its very hard to get a nice girlfriend however, its embarrassing when you're girlfriend is walking on your sidewalk mom and trips on a crack, and your father is shooting toast at her.
Age
38
Hometown
Compton
Occupation
Random scratch on the earth
Companies
Burton Snowboards (Copyright that sh*t!)
Schools
Three
Interests
Snowboarding, Mopping the floor at Boston Pizza, taking dumps in the toilet at Swiss Chalet, Pissing off ski patrol, sticking forks in dad, and threatening to call a cement truck on mom.