rosariovampirelover1's channel

Enjoy these funny phrases!!!!! :)
'Im not as dumb as you look'
'In god we trust, others must pay cash'
'sorry my fault, i forgot you were an idiot'
'people like you are the reason people like me need medication'
'if at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried'
'i can resist everything, except temptation'
'lets save time and just assume I know everything'
'its not an attitude, it's the way I am!'
'lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat'
'born free! now im expensive!'
'im free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally'
'im so cute, i should wear a warning'
'im not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example'
'i dont know what makes you dumb, but it really works'
'Everyone seems normal until you get to know them'
'nothing is illegal until you get caught'

:P

less