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A true artist. I'll be there in October at the Royal Albert Hall, London.

Just bought tickets for Neil's concert at the Royal Albert Hall, London October 2012. He is a legend. Anyone see him at Proms in the (Hyde) Park two years ago? The consummate live performer with such a wealth of material. I shall be shouting for "The Hungry Years".

@treezy333 Pillock

@Cloudy011 Yes, there was a mosquito infestation over South Australia and the best way to deal with it was to spray DDT from the four RR Trent engines of a Qantas 747. Very effective - no mossies any more.

Just watch the rear end on those curves, esp in the wet. I had an MGC GT 43 years ago and on tight bends it could be a death trap. Big heavy six upfront and little weight at the back. Felt like a proper sports car, which it was at the time. Give me the Porsche these days.

@spiceislerep Oh, it's been accepted for the last 150 years. You can't go on playing the race card for ever and ever. Only if you're like Mr Mugabe and you find it a convenient smokescreen.

Despite being a heavyweight she's always been a lightweight and she's only where she is as a token. Pull the shutters down over her "career".

Try the wonderful "Ryanair Experience"

Nice juxtaposition of the Iran Air B747 all loaded up with N Korean reactor parts, isotopes and enriched uranium headed for Tehran.

You're a brave man 1) for travelling in this crate at all, and 2) you could be spending 30 years in a N Korean slammer for taking video of Pyong Yang airport like that. It's surprising the crew ever make the return trip.

Bloody good accelleration when it doesn't have to push that tinny body around.

Surprised it made it to the end of that road. Sounds like it's done more mileage than the Starship Enterprise, and all of it in Essex, by the sound of it!

Timing needs sorting mate.

Why spoil a lovely old ZEPHYR?

@NaughtyBwoi I am not the fuck saying anything that doesn't make sense, so here it is again: The raghead owner went and took another one off the shelf.

Shame the other one crept up on you like that

@kmaan1000 Ahh - you're a tranny. Sorry, didn't realise.

Beached whale

Barge-arsed bird

Show-off raghead

How vulgar. The video is obviously part of his vanity project.

@kush997 lolly wolly

Follow-up could be what happened to the rest of the dog. Something to do with the Korean restaurant down the road maybe.

Whoever does the advertising for JL - they should get a medal

@Jbcartman It's down to a combination of a lack of brain cells and 10 pints of ale. Simple as that. Oh, and he was probably abused by a Catholic priest when he was young - something like that.

Everyone in Bedford is breaking the law - driving on the wrong side of the road, including the police! What hope is there?

Haw haw haw, finally I got all the attention I have been looking for

Couple of mutton-head show-offs

Out with your mates, out with your tits. The only mildly interesting bit is at 1.00

@picachuziom Pathetic "rights" bleater. Little fare cheat, lots of people just wanting to get home, having paid their fares. The kid should have been thrown over the platform fence as well.

It's just a BAe146 that's been on steroids

@gordongate Of course, the secret was that Fanny was actually Johnnie's gay brother in drag.

She's an old bag who's never done anything useful in her life. ~Why is anyone interested in her??

@TimeTangled you need professional help