[*] You have run into a tree.
[*] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[*] You just tried to sing them.
[*] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[*] You didn't notice that in the last question, "the" was spelled twice.
[*] You just looked at it.
[*] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] If someone says "fart," you laugh. o.o
[] You just laughed.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door
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im 11/1160 stupid
how stupid r u
[*] You have run into a tree.
[*] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[*] You just tried to sing them.
[*] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
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