About this user
I is ROB!!! I spent my days jerking off to pictures of my mother and sister whilst pleasuring my cats anus till it deficates on my hand.... That was until that fatefull day.. when i thought i'd give henry the hoover some much needed attention... but I didnt fancy a blowie that day.. I fancied some hard pumping action.. so I took the hoze off and went to work on that baby... gave it some loving right in henry's mouth.... but I didnt know the fan was so near the hole... plus I thought my tiny cock would never reach that far.... but it did.... it must have been a warm day indeed to get three inches deep. Now I no longer have a winkle... instead I just pleasure myself analy with the remains of my winkle, held together with masking tape and cat jizz, whilst urinating through my little stump and smearing it on the underwear of my family. I AM ROB!!!
I want to be a rent boy... but alas that dream will never come true... Instead i'm payed to lick the floors clean at MC Donalds whilst Ronald Mcdonald (yes he does exist! He is the true mastermind behind the Mcdonalds corporation) sits on a throne made of polystirene and bacon rinds, sipping cognac, reading the Guardian, and stroking a legless shetland pony... giving it an extra lump of sugar and laxitives everytime It uses the toilet.... he likes to watch me lick it all up you see... but sometimes he gets very angry and shouts; "Look whos the clown now heh! I'm not the f**king clown, you are!!! Your all clowns! Aren't you funny man! Lick it up thats right! Lick! Lick! Lick!!! LICK!!! I am king of the clowns and you will lick me!!!!" After that he usually laughs and gigles manically, thats when he strokes my hair and makes me dress up as the handburglar and chases me around with a roll of cheesewire and a tub of bleach. Sometimes he just cry's though. He just sits there and cries and sobs and asks his pony why he was born a clown. The pony dosent asnwer.
But I suppose.. I never expected much else from life.. I mean I took a sports science course at college.. My ambitions were never higher than masaging old ladies and occasionally the pleasure of watching man undress.
Age
22
Country
United Kingdom
Companies
McDonalds.
Schools
BTEC National Sports Science
