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Its just so ill-advised. And pathetically extreme.

Devin had no idea we were filming. Maybe he realized it on the ride back to the apartment. When he made us onion rolls.

Triplets, how often does this happen when you all get together over a bottle? Inquiring minds want to know.

Everybody, literally every single person on set for this PSA got into a massive orgy seconds after the camera stopped rolling. Needless to say, thi...

This was a strict, no-surprises party and Logan clearly didnt bother to adhere to it.

Unfortunately for Junior, hes getting shipped to St. Understated, Thoughtful Conclusions Academy. Lifes gonna be rough.

To be honest, John never paged anyone via cell phone before and had no idea what would happen. But he got exactly what he wanted.

Its that one-in-a-million break-in where a baseball bat proves to be such a highly ineffective method of defense.

He may seem eccentric. But once you get to know himhes also kind of a douche.

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We all think about Grant this way.

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Not a lot of narrative potential there Jason, but super try!

Scott pretty much won that one.

This always happens.

What happens when Scott and Dan get their faces generated.

For those especially windy times, when you just gotta have that cool refreshing blast of flavor that only a Slurpee can deliver.

But that's not all! Sell your scrap gold and we'll cut your weight in half for just 5 minutes with Russell Simmons' pre-paid Rush Card!

Notice how there's only one person in Scott's Camp. I guess what I'm getting at is, Scott is a murderer.

500 Channels of Chaucer and Proust? Where do I sign up (to have an assassin take my life)?

Don't let them in if you see them. Actually, that won't stop them. Actually, we're all dead.

Sometimes you get so amped about going on a magical adventure, and you just forget to check what sign you're about to rock.

Ever wanted to know what was going on in your dog's head? No you don't.

That little ghost chick with the bad hair has got a serious quota to fill these days, apparently.

This election is the most important whatever you’ll ever have to stuff and junk. Stay researched.

And literally nothing about anything else.

Revenge for the Huge Pizza?

How hard is it to get good, non-interdimensional help these days?

A friendship torn asunder by leisure time.

Exploiting severe nearsightedness is not a joke. I don't know why we made this.

There are about 20,000 of these orbiting Mercury right now, doing their best to obey and failing miserably.

It was ill-advised to begin with. But Johnny has a track record with this stuff.

Sometimes you're all alone in the house, you try something new, and you just come up short. Well, not "short." You know what I mean.

Some newspaper readers are more behind the times than others.

It's literally this all day for the Prankster, going from parking garage to parking garage. I'm not sure how he can afford a living.

Better than having to sit through yet another creative writing class filled with their bad poetry about tumbleweeds. Harsh, but true.

They really sold out with their second album. Just a bunch of screamo radio fodder. Great tracks on this first record, though.

The littlest things seem to warrant the biggest fanfare to him. Like for example, last week he turned on his windshield wipers, and with an overzea...

Nothing underscores the emptiness of the void that surrounds our meaningless universe quite like tap dancing and pencil thin mustaches.

6 billion years of film school for this?

Tough break, Fuzzy.

Not surprisingly, it's The Rachel Ray Show. You could pick out the seductive bass tones of her voice anywhere.

When Floyd faced a life sentence for aiding the mob by fronting a fake soup kitchen charity that was secretly the largest drug-running operation in...

A really important Sharks game was supposed to be on, you see. Don't worry, they choked in the third period anyway.

Bupkes thought he could withstand any form of torture and persuasion. Then the Russians brought "Das Clozer."

Listen Bucky, the Ameriphone is reserved for emergencies.

I often dream that I'm sleeping and my alarm clock is going off. I have that dream nearly every day. Dear God, how long have I been under a truck?!

These were the early days of 5sf, when we were content with filming actual sleeping people and then suggesting via editing that Dalton was approach...