roadracer1593's channel

That's why I don't race on wet roads! If it's raining I bag the race. I broke my arm racing on a wet course. Learned my lesson the hard way.

Better tighten up converage on #80!

That sucks!

Eww! Brown racing stripes in her undies! Did the farts stink as bad they sounded?

Everybody bow before the king of farts!

@TheSims3LateNight Lighten up, bro! I think you're filled with jealous envy because you can't fart like da man Mr. Buttawitz. The dude is definitely the king of farts!

Put a lighter next to your butt next time you fart. A HUGE fireball will shoot out your ass. Also, if you want to rip smelly farts try pickled eggs, beer, an chillie with lotsa onions. PEEEE UUUUUU!

Cool fireball!

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!! Much better than the stupid movie!

That's funny!

I luv SUV's! SUV's rock!!!

Totally funny! Ha! Ha!

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one!

LOL. Look at those spindly little arms flailing around! Wimpy little cyclists aren't going to hurt one another! My grandmother can pack a bigger bunch than those cyclists.

Turbulence scares me too. Look on the bright side though. If you're involved in an airplane crash you'll be dead before you realize it. You'll also spare your surviving relatives burial expenes because you'll be reduced to ashes and charred bone fragments if your airplane crashes.

Though airplan...

I bet you eating here gives you and awesome case of the farts and shits and drizzles.

So if you like to fart and stink and you like to spend all night long sitting on the toilet shitting your insides out, eat at the heart attack grill!!!

@CivSi02 BTW, i wasn't threating your communist in chief "dear leader" you stupid motherfucker! I'm saying he along with his socialist communist liberal demoshits will be voted out of office in 2012 like a few weeks ago! Why don't you and your liberal communist friends move to Cuba!

Oh, shit! Forgot my parachute!

So there is where you come to bag a ho and get the gift that keeps on giving.

Oops!

I hate DC10's! They are crash prone. A poorly engineered aircraft in my view!

Are those real?! Damn!

I bet you that thing would make a HUGE fireball if it crashed!

PLEASE, PA! Vote for Sestak! C'mon! It shouldn't even be a contest! Comparing a three star admiral who served his country honorably for 31 years to right wing goof ball Wall St. derivatives trader who ripped us all off and almost caused our economy to implode?

Really, PA! Sestak should be up 20 ...

I would have shit in my pants. I read planes are designed to withstand far more severe turbulence than what you'd normally encounter in flight. I also heard aircraft airframes are incredibly strong. Despite all this, turbulence is still scary though.

The German reporter is kind of chunky herself but cute. BTW, we are we glorifying obesity and gluttony? You fat slobs with unhealthy lifestyles are causing my health insurance premiums to go up!

The contrabass clarinet sounds like a wet Taco Bell fart!

Stupid! I thought Yale only accepted the best and the brightest?

Hmm. I guess high grades and a high SAT scores aren't indicative of great intelligence.

Joking about rape or sodomy is not funny.

What happened to the good old days of eating gold fish and cramming into phone booths?