I hope everyone realizes were just tools in the eyes of YouTube. I'm going to be completely honest with you. I joined YouTube in March 2007, with my brother on the account "Mujichubbs" back then i was young and retarded. I just watched smosh's videos. My brother uploaded these Billy Talent songs he got from limewire that were from Billy Talents old days of being named "Pezz". After about a year, those videos had somehow managed to earn me and my brother over 100,000 video views. I was pretty proud, even though it was just some songs.

Yeah, they warned me about copyright and some rules, but honestly, who the fuck read that? I was just uploading videos for the novelty of having videos uploaded and sharing music and because I was bored.

One day I logged in and realized like 7 of my videos were removed. After a couple days of YouTubing I realized that because of copyright, my videos had been removed. Fearing of getting my account suspended, I proceeded to delete all my videos. From there I just watched videos. After awhile I got into the habit of just clicking on peoples profiles, then clicking on other peoples profiles from there friends/subscribers/subscripti ons. That was how I started surfing random channels. But not old ones. That was around June 08.

Then one I was on Smosh's channel, when I saw that some guy named "masterc422" was his first subscriber. When I visted masterc422's channel, I saw his join date was August 2005. I thought that since smosh had joined in 2005, that he must be smosh's first actual subscriber. After visiting other popular channels such as Fred and Sxephil, all of their first subscribers were from early 2005. Thats when I began to realize that the earlier you joined, the higher up you were on someones subscription list. The only thing that puzzled me was why some peoples channels that only had a few subscribers seemed to be in a random order. And I still dont get why that is, and it seems that some channels like "Megadeth" are usually first on peoples channels subscribers list if you only have one row, even though his account is from September 2005, hes ahead of accounts from April 2005.

Anyways, I was on freds channel, when I noticed someone named "owned" likeing the name, I went to his channel. I found out that it was owned by the guy named "iwashere". Boy, I sent him like 50 messenges asking for that account. I started surfing late 05 channels for the lulz throughout December 2008- to now.

I wanted one of these 05 channels really badly by January 09. Begging everyone who had an original name. Finally I came across a guy named "Oopztv". I saw he had 3 free accounts. Those were Joey7, Roach1 and Bingo0.
I messenged him, and he agreeed to give me roach1 and bingo0 in like, feburary or January 09. I mainly used bingo0. I put a picture of a girls ass for my profile picture to attract lots of views to my new channel. i got about 3000 channel views.

When I first got the account, I only changed roach1s email, forgettign to change bingo0's.

So in about 2 weeks that channel got hacked by ComedyShortsTV. Fuck was I mad. I restarted on this channel after that. After a couple months I had 10k channel views, and around 600 friends and 100 subbers.

Now im at 19k channel views, 370 subscribers and 1146 friends.
Not bad, if I say so myself.
But overtime, I realized that ive been a tool the whole time. YouTube when I joined, was just a place to upload your shitty videos for shits and giggles. After awhile youtube just went downhill. copyright up everyones ass and youtube turning in a ball of crap.

But whatever, its their website. I mean, there business, and thats what businesses do right? Is try to make money. So keep complaining, because I doubt YouTube is even listening to our complaints. YouTube is now run by corporate pigs who want nothing else but money.

I doubt anyone knows this but...
Youtube is actually losing money, even though it gains over $800,000.00 USD everyday in Advertising. Infact YouTube is in the top 10 most visited sites. YouTube, even though I doubt they'd ever admit it, dislikes it when you upload videos. Unless your a partner, they dont wnat you uploading videos, because it costs more money in bandwidth. So im thinking of removing my video, you know, just to help out YouTube.

I've also wanted to know why people want lots of subscribers. I mean, no one actually wants to watch your video to be honest. Like look at ScarySkeletor. He has 2800 subbers, yet his most watched video that features him, and not soccer, only has 15000 views, in 7 months. Doesnt make any sense.

If your wondering, my font is Arial Narrow, ask me and I can teach you how to do it, or look here htttp://www.youtube.com/user/m ujimujo and look in the comment section for the tutuorial.

For more info on YouTube dying, look at this video: http://www.youtube.com/watc... its how I learned how YouTube thinks were just mindless idiots.

Day n nite. I toss and turn, I keep stressin my mind, mind.
I look for peace, but see I dont attain.
What I need for keeps this silly game we play, play.
Now look at this.
Madness the magnet keeps attracting me, me.
I try to run, but see Im not that fast.
I think Im first but surely finish last, last.
Cause day n nite,
the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite.
Hes all alone through the day n nite.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite, ah ah at nite.
Day n nite.
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite.
Hes all alone, some things will never change.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite, ah ah at nite

Hold the phone.
The lonely stoner- Mr. Solo Dolo.
Hes on the move, cant seem to shake the shade.
Within his dreams he sees the life he made.
Made.
The pain is deep.
A silent sleeper, you wont hear a peep, peep.
The girl he wants dont seem to want him too.
It seems the feelings that she had are through.
Through.

Cause day n nite.
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite
Hes all alone through the day n nite.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite, ah ah at nite.
Day n nite.
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite.
Hes all alone, some things will never change.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite, ah ah at nite

Slow mo.
When the tempo slows up and creates that new, new.
He seems alive, though he is feelin blue.
The sun is shinin man hes super cool.
Cool.
The lonely nites, they fade away he slips into his white Nikes.
He smokes a clip and then hes on the way,
To free his mind in search of
To free his mind in search of
To free his mind in search of

Day n nite.
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite
Hes all alone through the day n nite.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at nite, ah ah at nite.
Day n nite.
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at nite.
Hes all alone, some things will never change.
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night, ah ah at night.