About this user
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Age
49
Country
Brazil
Occupation
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
Companies
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Schools
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
Interests
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
