River Birch's Gibberish

Welcome, have a glass of lemonade. Please say hi, I love people!

It has come to my attention that I am a racist traitor for my Confederate heritage. I am not. You will find me proud beyond words of the men of my family, for the wars of CSA, WW1, WW2, Vietnam, and now Afghanistan. I love my country. I did in 1860, the CSA, and I do now, the USA. I don't hate anyone either.

I am a born-again Christian. I do not hold "church" here, but I will treat you the best I can.

I act like I have an iron heart, but really I am hurt very easily.

The River Birch is a tree that grows near water. I don't grow unless I'm near water. But I'm not a Selkie.

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity" - E.A. Poe

*Dixie Cats' Destruct-o-Meter*
Lily Grace - end of purse string
Alias - bra strap
Patches - has been an angel

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