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2 days ago

Andrew Luck vs Oklahoma State "Fiesta Bowl"

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1 month ago

Bruno Mars- "It Will Rain" from Breaking Dawn- Official Music Video Cover by Nick Merico

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1 month ago

1/12 Accent Pro Institute - Introduction to Acculturated Speech, Accent and Pronunciation Training

Accent Pro Institute's free introductory video explains video training on these topics: 1) Introduction to Acculturated Speech, Accent and Pronunci...

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1 month ago

Break Through Breathing - #1

This video introduces Break Through Breathing .... a new concept developed by English by the Hour's Coach, Rebecca Linquist, targeting new areas th...

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2 months ago

Homeless Mustard Sings "Creep" GREATEST Cover EVER

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2 months ago

Rainbow Connection [ flute solo ]

This is such a fun song to play :) I hope you like my version of it! Sheet music from flutegirl.ca. :) xoxo

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That was perfect and you are super hot which it makes it even better lol. I watched this video only 770 just to see that pretty smile. @retiredassassin
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3 months ago

Baby you save me - Kenny Chesney Lyrics

I love you Krystina forever Don't ever forget that baby you save me.

I do not own rights to this song it is not mine

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@777kingpen I told you man these bitches don't know how to appreciate a romantic dude, you give them a bad ass song and the first thing they do is fuck it all up, fuck love. Thumbs up for booty calls!!
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3 months ago

Easton Corbin - A Little More Country Than That

Music video by Easton Corbin performing A Little More Country Than That. (C) 2009 Mercury Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc.

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3 months ago

Kenny Chesney - Out Last Night

Music video by Kenny Chesney performing Out Last Night. (C) 2009 Sony Music Entertainment

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This is so me man!! I went out last night got all fucked up drunk and I woke up next to a chick that looked like She got run over by a fucking train... it didn't help that I banged the hell out of her. Thumbs up for BEER GOOGLES!!!
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3 months ago

The Fray - You Found Me

Listen to The Fray's new single "Heartbeat" here - http://www.youtube.com/watc.... Music video by The Fray performing You Found Me. (C)...

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3 months ago

Kenny Chesney - You Save Me

Music video by Kenny Chesney performing You Save Me. (C) 2006 BMG Music

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3 months ago

Rolling Stones Time Is On My Side -HQ

Rolling Stones Time Is On My Side Lyrics

Time is on my side, yes it is

Time is on my side, yes it is

Now you always say

That you want to be free

B...

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3 months ago

"Just a Kiss" by Lady Antebellum - cover by CIMORELLI

Our EP reached #6 on the US iTunes pop charts!!! Thank you guys so much! :D Purchase HERE: http://itunes.apple.com/us/...

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Get out of town!!!... no seriously I mean it get out of town. I love the faces but you ladies sound like a pack of coyotes... just kidding you Ladies are awesome specially that mamasita with the blue jacket!! I watched this vid like 20 times just because of her!
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3 months ago

How To Make Puppy Chow

I'll show you how I like to make the classic treat, Puppy Chow. It's the perfect snack to take to a party or just eat all for yourself! Easiest,...

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I so wanna marry you, you are not only the hottest thing in Youtube you are also an expert at making my fav holiday snack. Baby you got it going on!!!
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3 months ago

WHY I HATE AMERICANS

Watch, then comment. Please and thank you

P.S. I assume all you Swedes out there know I'm joking, only reason I used you guys was i know you can ...

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Americans made an honest attempt to bring technology to the world, and Bill Gates as well as Steve Jobs made an inhumane effort to bring us all this wonderful technology and should I thank Google for coming up with this awesome idea of YOUTUBE? But one thing I know and that they never had in mind...
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3 months ago

British doing an American Accent

Trying an American accent for the first time.

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I would totally do Katherine, I fapped to this video...sorry Katherine and... whatever your name is to the left.
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3 months ago

We are good at american accents

We really love you america but heyyyyyyyyyyy we are sick to DEATH with these accents.

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Every time I think of Romania I think of two things, vampires and sex slaves lol that's cool I think you little hoebags sound just like our national hero from the bowels of Jersey Shore SNOoKie and that Chicano accent you attempted totally gave me a hard on. =0)
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3 months ago

/ v / and / b / - American English Pronunciation Lesson

http://www.englishteacherme...

This is a pronunciation practice lesson designed to help you improve your pronunciation of the English letter...

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3 months ago

60 Words with "uh" / /\ / Vowel Sound - American English Pronunciation Lesson

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This is a pronunciation practice lesson designed to help you improve your pronunciation of the English vowel s...

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4 months ago

BEST BILL COLLECTOR EVER!

The best bill collector ever! Slipknot is supposivley his cousin/.

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Wtf the sky is falling!! LMAO watch out with the ceiling if that doesn't kill you the mold will lol. I still do the 80 year old lady.
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4 months ago

A Telemarketer's Worst Nightmare

Ha. This is a really bad short film I made based on a real phone conversation.

comment and ill comment back :]

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I totally fapped to this video. Sorry it is not that funny but great tits though.
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4 months ago

Me singing "Firework" by Katy Perry

Download my cover album here: http://bit.ly/albumtiffany

I thought this song had such a good message, so I wanted to sing it for you guys :) I als...

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Beautiful eyes.
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4 months ago

Taylor Swift - Tim McGraw (cover by Cillan Andersson)

My first musicvideo out now!

I sing Tim McGraw by the best Taylor Swift. Me and my friend Alice has done it, thank you Alice for all the help with...

cillanandersson • 4,985 views

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Stunning beautiful, and indeed I'll be thinking of you. Keep making more music, your voice is beautiful. =o)
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4 months ago

Colbie Caillat - Fallin' For You (COVER) by ERIKA DAVID

hope you enjoy!! this song is so cute! :)

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  Oh baby I want you bad!!! Love for you to serenade me with that awesome voice you have!!
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5 months ago

Dirty Heads - Stand Tall (RAWsession)

Music video by Dirty Heads performing Stand Tall.

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5 months ago

Obama, Do Your Job: Protect Us from Pollution

Last Friday, the President announced that he won't be enforcing ozone pollution protections that according to the EPA would save 12,000 American li...

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Come on give the man a break he has a lot of veal to deal with right now, He doesn't need more nagging from us.
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6 months ago

WHITE Blackberry Torch 9800 review

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The voice is hot, I hope the face matches the voice... however the review...it totally suck!! I love it when she says "I love it lol Sounds cute!
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6 months ago

luis miguel - dormir contigo

balada

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6 months ago

Luis Miguel - Hasta que me olvides (el concierto)

Luis Miguel - Hasta que me olvides (live)

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6 months ago

Dallas Cowboys vs. Indianapolis Colts (12/5/10) - Cowboys Highlights Part 1/2

Part 1 from highlights of the Cowboys and Colts game in HD!

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Listen to this whigga lol fucking Colts hater She secretly wishes Peyton would fuck his saggy ass.
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7 months ago

Grupo Indio" El que Suena Contigo " guitarra clasica Jose Garcia

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7 months ago

Peaches & Herb - Reunited

Big Momma, I won't let one day go by, without holding you, without kissing you, without loving you baby!

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  This is real live entertainment not the bullshit rap crap from nowadays I wish all this dumb youngsters would learn to love and appreciate real music like these beautiful songs, listen to the one and only "ol school will always rule baby"

About retiredassasin's channel

Racial Profiling:
To ensure we Americans never offend anyone -- particularly fanatics intent on killing us -- airport screeners are not allowed to profile people. They will, however, continue to perform random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, and 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips.
Let's pause a moment and take the following test...

In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were killed at the Munich
Olympics by:
(a) Grandma Moses;
(b) The night cleaning crew at Rockefeller Center;
(c) Invaders from Mars; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from the Lichen Herbarium of the University of Oslo;
(b) Elvis;
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy;
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that having to throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius in basic training was an unfair and sexist job requirement;
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2";
(b) The Tooth Fairy;
(c) Butch and Sundance, who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from their train mission; or,
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by:
(a) The entire cast of "Cats";
(b) Martha Stewart;
(c) Cheese-crazed tourists from Wisconsin; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers;
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems;
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wil E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd.
(b) The US Supreme Court,
(c) Barney; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

Hmmm...nope, ain't no patterns here. Darned if I know why we should ever even think about profiling.

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