OORAH!

Twas the night before Christmas Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

Ive busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of Thanks Santa what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxesif that aint damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days they all are the pits
They want the impossible Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dollsTheir arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yos No request for them,
They want computers and robots they think Im IBM!

Flying through the air dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
Im quitting this job theres just no enjoyment
Ill sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

Theres no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. Im going SOUTH for the season


When cities burn and armies turn,
and flee in disarray,
Cowards will cry 'tis best to fly
and fight another day.
But warriors know it in their marrow
when they die and fall.
tis better to have fought and lost
than not have fought at all

It is better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep

Believe those who seek the Truth: Doubt those who find it.

Tomorrow's battle is won during today's practice

A man's bone and skin can be burned away into powder and ash, but what's left is without form. Courage, duty and honor have no permanent home

Train hard, fight easy... and win.
Train easy, fight hard... and die

The Greatest glory consists not in never dying but in rising when we fall

The first demand in war is decisive action. Everyone, the highest commander and the most junior soldier, must be aware that omissions and neglects incriminate him more severely than the mistake of choice of means.

if brutal force isnt working, you arent using enough

an amateur practices until he can get it right... a pro practices until he can never get it wrong

follow me if i advance, honor me if i die, destroy me if i retreat

im irish

im planning on joining the marines

my favorite band so far is godsmack

im scared of clowns

DEATH IS NATURAL THOSE WHO FEAR IT FEAR THE ENEVIDIBLE

for those against war,Hear this,"If you want peice you must prepare for war" It is a fact of life that will never change. accept it or dont its up to you but dont try to stop it cause unfortunetly no one will listen.

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