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Egg Fight (short version) retardedpunks 319 views Liam Baker exhibits his vagina and loses his credibility completely. Fuchsia doesn't do too much better though. Shoutout to Cordell for being such an amazing event host.
Pool Bike Jump- Cordell retardedpunks 367 views Cordell attempting his first bike jump into a form of water. Apparently he doesn't know that he has to pull up on the handle bars instead of face planting.
Pool Bike Jump- Fuchsia retardedpunks 113 views Fuchsia Tardleyson proving that he will do a bike jump into any form of water. Even a PGA National private pool.
Dave's First Jalepino retardedpunks 24 views Dave is trying his first jalepino pepper from a pizza ordered from Papa John's.
Dave Headbanging retardedpunks 21 views I managed to catch Dave on camera headbanging to "Rock Music" by the Pixies in the back of the car. What a dumbass... But he's my dumbass.
Dave Pulled Down Stairs retardedpunks 27 views Dave Farley gets dragged down the stairs by Fuchsia Tardleyson.
Smashing Stuff retardedpunks 18 views Dave Farley taking out his temper on an innocent glass bottle. Fuchsia Tardleyson exhibits a gay laugh. Yes, Candy Bonningham is in the background in the white Ramones t-sh...
Fuchsia Doing Shots retardedpunks 306 views Fuchsia's first row of shots. Not bad for an underaged person.
Fun with Air Pressure retardedpunks 22 views The title is self-explanatory.
Songs in the Making: Pep retardedpunks 11 views This is a video MMS'd from Fuchsia to Candy of the riff that later turned into Pep.

About Outlier

Every one of these videos are uploaded as recorded on my iPhone. It's uneditted and uncut.

We are the Floridian punk band, Outlier, here with exclusive videos of performances, songs in the making, and stupid shit by us. We are Fuchsia Tardleyson on lead guitar, Dave Farley on bass, and Candy Bonningham on drums. Candy doesn't do too much stupid shit because he is a Gina McGinastein.

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The following story is completely, 100% true.
Outlier, THE Floridian power trio composed of Fuchsia Tardleyson, Dave Farley, and Candy Bonningham, was formed when the rock gods came to Earth to strike again. Jimmy Page, Eddie Van Halen, Jack White, and Pete Townshend decided to all have an orgy and produce Fuchsia Tardleyson. Krist Novoselic, Geddy Lee, John Entwistle, and Paul McCartney did the same with Dave. Apparently, one of the four must be like cousins or something because Dave Farley ended up sucking major balls at bass guitar. John Bonham, Keith Moon, and Neil Peart as well had an orgy and produced Candy. When the orgy-istic trifecta was complete, the rock gods, fatally forgetting the singing component, placed the three newborn babies into hospitals, where the nurse was paid to swap the babies with the moms, throwing the original three babies away in the trash can. Right when Fuchsia and Candy met in kindergarten, the Satanic figure of will.*coughgaycough*.i.am spawned up from the Earth beneath them, but sort of in front of them. It remixed My Generation right in front of them, turning all of the genius lines into gay lines, that were later to be used in some commercial. If you're reading this, will.i.am, first of all, you're about as straight as a rainbow. Second of all, "I wanna die young, but I wanna get old." Really? I mean, seriously WTF? Back to the completely true and autobiographical story, Fuchsia and Candy were outraged! Knowing there destiny, they formed a band and set forth into what was to come. In search of a full and awesome sound, they looked for a bassist. Dave Farley was drafted into the band by Candy's mom. Outlier improvised and Cody took vox because the previous attempts of vocals were not born from the rock gods themselves, and were GAY, DOUCHE, RAP-LIKING, TADDLE-TALE ASSHOLES. Alas, Outlier was formed. Although they have produced plenty of KICK-ASS songs, Outlier is still an underground band with only one official concert played. Someday rap will fall, and Outlier will initialize it.

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