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It's all about plates, vomit, video games and murder here at 5-Second Films! Just as a general rule, not even counting this week's crop of 5sfs!

But he never forgets to be a friend.

He'd rather be slashing the mayors tires or be playing Pokemon: Petty Larceny, but this at least gets him out of school for the day.

The plane. The island. The smoke monster. The last ten plot twists. The last fifty cliffhangers. Each one made out of delicious, succulent Swiss ch...

Postal workers don't get overtime for de-rezzing, either. It was just a real bummer of a Sunday all around.

To be totally fair, we also wound up celebrating Halloween, Easter, Boxing Day, Pentecost, All Saints Day, and various bank holidays in the exact s...

Some hugs are creepier than others.

He assured them all this normally never happens. They nodded and nodded and nodded.

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When the cops do drunk-stops in this town, they usually make you get out and walk a straight line while high-fiving them and reciting the lyrics to...

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Phrases you will often never hear.

Created by Tripp and Tyler -- @trippcrosby @tylerstanton

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This song is off the mixtape 'The Maestro' by Dj Pyro

The link below is a download link to the full Android 24 Mixtape by Dj Pyro....

It didn't go wrong but still nice to see

Kudos to the guy for having the courage to speak his mind on Live Television.

Holy Crap! Hyundai Canada Meets Sasquatch. The Hyundai Big Game Commercial Stars The All-New 2013 Hyundai Genesis Coupe and Sasquatch.

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This zebra is dope. Extended song on iTunes: http://dft.ba/zebra ** Official T-SHIRT: http://dft.ba/zebratee

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Funny shit from step brothers.

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Shot by The Drone @ Mess With Texas, SXSW - Austin

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The end of the holiday season can get a bit emotional for everyone. But the trees seem to take it worst of all, with a yen for reckless, suicidal t...

Bringing a whole new meaning to the term "Private Dick in a Coat," which didn't exist until right now. So that means "Private Dick in a Coat" has o...

Fool me once, shame on me -- because come on, it's a fucking cactus. Fool me twice, just let me die because it's clearly what I want.

Ok Cupid recently had a 15,000-question test titled "Are You a Creep Who Spends Too Much Time on the Computer?" He answered all 15,000, and thus sc...

Funniest clip from the movie "Pulp Fiction" where Vincent Vega accidentally shoots Marvin in the face!

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