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So... are we going to be given the opportunity to purchase the toys in this vid?

@savvycry4help Why are you judging this woman based on what she wears? There's nothing wrong with being more revealing. If people want to wear no clothes at all in public, I think they should be able to, as long as they don't sit on anything of course XD. Respect is merely perceived worth, instea...

@jzerony Nope, it was a just a curious, animalitarian zombie who wanted to pet the horses while he was passing through town, ya, there, totally cleared that misconception up. Gritty and horrific realism maintained!

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@TheUTKvol Thanks, it's nice to get the static black, Christian female opinion on this one... As a white, atheist, male I found this video fucking hilarious and as an orange, indifferent feline, my cat appeared to not give a fuck.

Seems like the common idea behind everything Sasha and other "pua's" that have some credibility is to just be yourself unapologetically. It's amazing a lot of us actually have to learn this instead of it just being something we grew up with and exude effortlessly. Anyway, thanks Sasha for helping...

@gadberry88 For sitting down during a piece of music? lol

@l3thalable With a positive frame of mind and a can do attitude anything within reason is possible! And what is "within reason" varies from person to person! So to answer your question... MAYBE! :) ....*EXCLAMATION POINT*

@gunnari14 Where did I say smoking was good for you?

@skllpirates12457 Looks like someone didn't watch the video...

"He's striking back in the worst possible way." This guy knows what he wants and he has the balls to go after it, he's upfront about his intentions and doesn't mislead women with promises of a committed relationship. If women somehow get it in their heads that they're going to spend the rest of t...

@mphello Jesus after spending that much money I think you're entitled to drag her by the hair back into your place, throw the bitch on the bed, jam 'er on home, blow your load in 5 seconds, smoke a cigarette, put it out on her nipple then tell her to get the fuck out because you have work in the ...

@smo1765 You sound like the kind of man every woman dreams of, I hope your wife treats you with the respect you deserve and keeps you happy.

@CAWGregoryBlack So in some way are you saying you're the savior of MTV, because without you watching, it is failing? Pretty gosh darn fucking arrogant...

Disregard this message as sarcasm, I was bored.

@andrewatwill Man you have no idea how much that last line rings true for me, I used to doubt I was appreciating the music fully and start trying to analyze it without even having my guitar in my hand, needless to say, after countless headaches and much frustration, I told my brain to shut the fu...

@gqatami Ya man.. every day is constant hell, I can't approach women because I fear I do not have the sexual prowess to satisfy their needs and I can't figure it out because of the child block on my computer, so it's almost like I'm stuck. I'm going to try and approach my parents, tell them I'm 2...

2:44 Perry Asstap??

@robertsfunny1995 Maybe they drove him there after the restroom birth?

woah thanks man! i forgot i had a case of Dr.Pepper! Oh and the guitar stuff weren't too bad neither haha

@McMacMastaMan This chorus is the 'Feces' that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity.

hope that helps :P

@MrWildenism Must have been a magnetic strap or something

@XxAmyDeviliciousxX oh shit was it? like I didn't figure it out myself? Jesus jumped up fuckin' Christ you are observant.

Oh ya, and 2:20 pink mouths "I don't know the fucking words" just throwing that one out there

@papafich Part of the culture I guess...

@TheSingOffFollower What? It's not like he said they boned for an hour, or went into any graphic detail about cunnilingus or fellatio and he certainly didn't mention where he blew his load, if it messed up her hair or if it turned into a happy memory manifested as a stain on the backseat, or mayb...