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A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democrat Brain, priced at $275. The third is a Republican Brain, priced at $5,000,000.
The Guy asks the sales clerk,"Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?"
Clerk replies,"Well, sir, that brain has never been used.
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
- John Kenneth Galbraith
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."
- John Stuart Mill
English Philosopher (1806 - 1873)
The Guy asks the sales clerk,"Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?"
Clerk replies,"Well, sir, that brain has never been used.
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
- John Kenneth Galbraith
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."
- John Stuart Mill
English Philosopher (1806 - 1873)
About Me:
"In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican." (H. L. Mencken)
"Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money."
"Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? Its because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time."
"Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then youre just what theyre looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers."
"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post 'Thou shalt not steal,' 'Thou shalt not commit adultery,' and 'Thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."
George Carlin (RIP)
"A good Republican is one who doesn't want anybody to know it." (James Carville)
"I suppose I can understand the callous, selfish disregard of the conservatives. It is their pride in it that passes me by."
(Rack Jite)
"By now we should all know that being a conservative means never having to say you're sorry. "(Joe Conason)
Hometown:
Lincoln Park
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Human Being, Political Junkie, Chef
Companies:
Earth, Holiday Inn Resorts, University of Northern Virginia
Schools:
UNVA
Interests:
Having political debates with conservatives to prove how pathetic they really are.
Movies:
Man vs Wild, Globe Trekker, History Channel, Fishing with Bill Dance, The Deadliest Catch
Music:
In no particular order: Beastie Boyz, Coheed and Cambria, Breaking Benjamin, Hawthorne Heights, Korn,Type 0 Negative, Fourty Below Summer, Linkin Park, Staind, Jean Paul, Punjabi MC, G-Unit, DMX, AKON, NAS, Dr. Dre, Ludacris, TI, New Found Glory, The Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, Lost Prophets, Tool, Something With Numbers, Static X, Chevelle, Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, Metallica, The Prize Fighter Interno, the Red JumpSuit Apparatus, Madball, Nirvana, Beastie Boyz, Stone Sour, Stormtroopers of Death, Indestructable Noise Command, Pantera, Godsmack, Venom, Limp Bizkit, Art of Chaos, Alien Ant Farm, SUM41, CrazyTown, Corner, Deftones, Mudvayne, Incubus, J.Z., Snoop Dogg, Big Pun, 50cent, The Dream, System Of A Down, Wargasm, Smashing Pumpkins, Taproot, Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Trapt, Adema, Carcass, Trik Turner, 311, Seether, The Fugees, Naughty by Nature, Tupac, Biggy Smalls, BoneThugs and Harmony, Trust Company, Finger Eleven, 30 Seconds to Mars, Rage Against The Machine, Queens Of The Stone Age, CKY, Boy Sets Fire, My Chemical Romance, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Biohazard, Mudvayne, and of course the best three bands of them all= BACK STREET BOYS, INSYNC and 98 Degrees.!!!
Books:
The Bible, The Koran, Politics and People, Advise & Consent(1959), All the Kings Men(1946), Brave New World(1932), To Kill a Mockingbird(1960), Bushwacked (2004), WHERE WE ARE NOW(2008) Inside Washington (1990), Holy Wars(1983), HISTORY OF THE SNOWMAN (2008), Jim Morrison's Diary(1967), HENRY by David STARKEY(2008) WHAT HAPPENED by Scott McClellan. (2008)!
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Nice channel by the way. Anybody who is anti anything, in my book, must be good. Its the 'antis' who get things changed. :~)