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Name:
Ludwig Amadeus Bach
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About Me:
Παρθένος Κριός
בתולה טלה
처녀자리 양자리
कन्या राशि मेष
室女座 白羊座
ქალწული ვერძი
Дева Овен
Virgo Aries
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Movies:
DAVID LYNCH QUENTIN TARANTINO JIM JARMUSCH TERRY GILLIAM CLINT EASTWOOD ALFRED HITCHCOCK JOHN HUGHES MOE HOWARD JOHN MALKOVICH BOB GALE BRUCE JOEL RUBIN SPIKE JONZE JOSE MOJICA MARINS CHARLIE KAUFMAN JOHN KRICFALUSI BILLY WEST CHUCK JONES TEX AVERY MATT GROENING MIKE JUDGE TREY PARKER MATT STONE CAMERON DIAZ HEATH LEDGER UMA THURMAN BRUCE LEE RIDLEY SCOTT SERGEI EISENSTEIN GEORGE ROMERO JOHN HUGHES DAVID CRONENBERG VINCE GILLIGAN HARRISON FORD RIVER PHOENIX GUS VAN ZANT BRIAN DEPALMA ROGER AVARY F.W. MURNAU CHARLIE CHAPLIN BUSTER KEATON ROBERT ZEMECKIS MICHAEL J. FOX STEPHEN KING JOHN TURTURRO ROBIN WILLIAMS JIM CARREY ORSON WELLES SERGIO LEONE JOEL AND ETHAN COEN OLIVER STONE MARTIN SCORSESE ROBERT DENIRO LEONARDO DICAPRIO AL PACINO STANLY KUBRICK M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN ADRIAN LYNE MARK ROMANEK BARBET SCHROEDER JACK NICHOLSON RIDLEY SCOTT TOM CRUISE TIM BURTON JOHNNY DEPP JAMES CAMERON DENNIS HOPPER ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER PAUL VERHOEVEN PHILIP K. DICK
Music:
MICHAEL JACKSON BOB DYLAN NIRVANA R.E.M. BECK MILES DAVIS THE BEATLES NEIL YOUNG AND CRAZY HORSE TRICKY JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE THE DOORS THE WHITE STRIPES TOM WAITS SMASHING PUMPKINS RADIOHEAD CHARLES MANSON BLACK SABBATH THE CURE CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL JOHN LENNON JOY DIVISION SONIC YOUTH THE FLAMING LIPS TOOL DAVID BOWIE HOWLIN' WOLF STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN AND DOUBLE TROUBLE JAMES BROWN ROY ORBISON RUSH ZZ TOP FUGAZI THE ROLLING STONES LED ZEPPELIN MORPHINE THE RAMONES MERCURY REV CREAM PINK FLOYD STEELY DAN THE WHO BOB MARLEY AND THE WAILERS THE CARS BUDDY HOLLY AND THE CRICKETS APHEX TWIN THOM YORKE JESUS LIZARD LAMB OF GOD THE CLASH N.W.A. MINISTRY NINE INCH NAILS JANE'S ADDICTION ALICE IN CHAINS SYSTEM OF A DOWN CYPRESS HILL CAN PRIMUS AC/DC NEW ORDER SUBLIME SCORPIONS BEASTIE BOYS U2 GUNS 'N' ROSES SOUNDGARDEN STONE TEMPLE PILOTS HANK WILLIAMS ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS DEF LEPPARD LOUIS ARMSTRONG JOHNNY CASH BILLY CORGAN WARSAW ROBERT JOHNSON LUDWIG VON BEETHOVEN QUEEN ELTON JOHN ERIC CLAPTON CORNERSHOP HELMET CHEAP TRICK THIN LIZZY THE BLACK CROWES PEARL JAM THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND YEAH YEAH YEAHS WAR PAUL MCCARTNEY PORNO FOR PYROS ANGELO BADALAMENTI PETER GABRIEL THE B52S THELONIOUS MONK WILLY NELSON MEATLOAF ISAAC HAYES PUBLIC ENEMY GEORGE HARRISON STEREOLAB THE MEAT PUPPETS JOE SATRIANI ENNIO MORRICONE DANZIG AEROSMITH DEFTONES METALLICA JUDAS PRIEST TWEAK BIRD PRINCE HENRY ROLLINS BUILT TO SPILL LITTLE RICHARD ALICE COOPER THE VELVET UNDERGROUND DIRE STRAITS WHITE ZOMBIE STONE ROSES RAY CHARLES BILLY IDOL CHARLES MINGUS PANTERA BLUES TRAVELER ALAN PARSONS PROJECT THE STROKES THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS DICK DALE CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND THE NEW YORK DOLLS THE FALL THE GRATEFUL DEAD ENYA FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS THE CHURCH MOTLEY CRUE OASIS SANTANA TOM PETTY AND THE HEART BREAKERS MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA THE CRAMPS STEVE MILLER BAND ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA SADE MISFITS DIO NAZARETH RESIDENTS CHRIS ISAAC BLACK FLAG JOHN MELLENCAMP PROCOL HARUM BJORK MEGADETH SONNY ROLLINS GEEKS WITH CHARVELS ELEPHANT ORNETTE COLEMAN LIGHTNING BOLT MODEST MOUSE RUN-DMC WEEZER VAN HALEN THE POLICE PAUL SIMON ANNIE LENNOX VAN MORRISON DURAN DURAN BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD YES THE TRAVELING WILBURIES JONI MITCHELL SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE BLUE OYSTER CULT STEPPENWOLF WOODIE GUTHRIE KRAFTWERK JETHRO TULL PORTISHEAD CROSBY STILLS AND NASH DIGITAL UNDERGROUND FRANK SINATRA SNOOP DOGG MIDNIGHT OIL THE CARPENTERS OUTKAST BUZZCOCKS CAT POWER LYNYRD SKYNYRD THE BAND HANSON JOAN JETT AND THE BLACKHEARTS BOSTON TUPAC SHAKUR THE ANIMALS THE WUTANG CLAN CHUCK BERRY LINK WRAY BYRDS MARILYN MANSON LEONARD COHEN BLONDIE BAUHAUS BREEDERS LOVE AND ROCKETS DAVE BRUBECK JANIS JOPLIN JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH VIOLENT FEMMES FILTER CECIL TAYLOR YO LA TENGO CANNED HEAT JOHN FOGERTY HUM STYX DAVE MATHEWS BAND STING RAVI SHANKAR MINUTEMEN SINEAD O'CONNOR THE HIVES DOCTOR DRE THE JACKSON FIVE BLIND MELON JOURNEY GRAND FUNK RAILROAD JAMES TAYLOR KORN BILLIE HOLIDAY LOS LOBOS B.B. KING INXS JOE STRUMMER AND THE MESCALEROS ELVIS PRESLEY THE PIXIES EAGLES CHRIS RHEA TRAFFIC NEIL DIAMOND JOHN MCLAUGHLIN SLIM HARPO BEACH BOYS DANIEL JOHNSTON MOUNTAIN DEVO SAUSAGE LUCIANO PAVAROTTI THE SEX PISTOLS JOHN COLTRANE MAX ROACH THE JEFFERSON AIRPLANE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. JIMMY SCOTT BO DIDDLEY BAD BRAINS FATS DOMINO THE CALL THE FACES BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE TOMMY JAMES SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS OLD DIRTY BASTARD JAMES GANG STRAY CATS DONOVAN NAT KING COLE JERRY LEE LEWIS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E-STREET BAND FREE JOHN LEE HOOKER UB40 CURTIS MAYFIELD TEN YEARS AFTER PHIL COLLINS THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS CHICAGO TINY TIM MOGWAI FRANK ZAPPA STEVE EARLE ROMANTICS CHARLIE PARKER THE TALKING HEADS JAYHAWKS MUDDY WATERS BILLY JOEL TWISTED SISTER BEEGEES QUIET RIOT DEEP PURPLE THE KINKS MASSIVE ATTACK SCOTT JOPLIN SOCIAL DISTORTION THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE DEPECHE MODE MY BLOODY VALENTINE ICE CUBE IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES MOTORHEAD LES CLAYPOOL FOO FIGHTERS SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES STEVIE WONDER WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART RAHSAAN ROLAND KIRK THOMAS DOLBY AUTECHRE ELLIOTT SMITH HERBIE HANCOCK PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC GENESIS
Books:
STEPHEN KING SAMUEL BECKETT FRANZ KAFKA CHARLES BUKOWSKI WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS LOUIS-FERDINAND CELINE THOMAS PYNCHON JAMES JOYCE NIKOLAI GOGOL ANNE RICE F. SCOTT FITZGERALD ALDOUS HUXLEY WILLIAM FAULKNER KURT VONNEGUT FRANK HERBERT HENRY MILLER FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY RAY BRADBURY CARLOS CASTANEDA WILLIAM GOLDING GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ KNUT HAMSUN JACK KEROUAC JEAN GENET HERMAN MELVILLE H.P. LOVECRAFT HERMAN HESSE MIKHAIL BULGAKOV GUNTER GRASS GARY JENNINGS CLIVE BARKER ALBERT CAMUS CARLOS FUENTES BOB DYLAN TRUMAN CAPOTE HUNTER S. THOMPSON ALBERT HOFMANN ANTHONY BURGESS HOMER EDGAR ALAN POE SYLVIA PLATH HENRY ROLLINS ALLEN GINSBERG ARTHUR RIMBAUD DYLAN THOMAS OVID WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE BUCKMINSTER FULLER PAUL BOWLES LAWRENCE STERN FRANCOIS RABELAIS MIGUEL CERVANTES ROALD DAHL S.E. HINTON LEWIS CARROLL NICHOLAS R. MORGAN PAUL K. VENTURA ((((Artists)))) SALVADOR DALI DOCTOR SEUSS SHEL SILVERSTEIN VINCENT VAN GOGH PABLO PICASSO ERNST FUCHS ZDZISLAW BEKSINSKI FRANCIS BACON HIERONYMUS BOSCH H.R. GIGER MATI KLARWEIN FRANCISCO GOYA ALEX GREY PHIL HALE EL GRECO CHET ZAR WILLIAM BLAKE LEONARDO DA VINCI PIETER BRUEGEL MAX ERNST LUCIAN FREUD JEAN INGRES PAUL GAUGUIN RALPH STEADMAN BRIAN FROUD JAN VERMEER EGON SCHIELE REMBRANDT MICHELANGELO BARRON STOREY GIUSEPPE ARCIMBOLDO JOHN LENNON CHUCK CONNELLY GLEN BROWN HENRI TOULOUSE-LAUTREC EDVARD MUNCH ALBRECHT DURER MAXFIELD PARRISH DANIEL JOHNSTON JOAN MIRO AMADEO MODIGLIANI WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS DAVID LYNCH FRANK MILLER ROBERT CRUMB PAUL POPE DANIEL CLOWES SIMON BISLEY TAIYO MATSUMOTO DAVE SIM JEFF SMITH BILL SIENKIEWICZ JAE LEE SAM KIETH RICHARD CORBEN MASAMUNE SHIROW MARC HEMPEL MIKE MIGNOLA PAUL CHADWICK BASIL WOLVERTON DAVE MCKEAN MIKE ALLRED GAHAN WILSON GARY LARSON BILL WATTERSON CHARLES SCHULTZ MAURICE SENDAK QUENTIN BLAKE ARTHUR RACKHAM EDWARD GOREY JOHN TENNIEL THOMAS NAST AUBREY BEARDSLEY MARK RYDEN
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
This town is getting to be a drag. My soul feels all dried up. If I could only find a motherfucking $10 it would be a god damned miracle. Can't even afford to shamble down Captain Ahab's Mall Corn, let alone get a decent meal. I'd kill an old geriatric bastard for enough to buy a box of Silly Putty McNuggets at McFrankenstein's. Living off Vita-Boom Drink. The wormseed workweek. Smoking green beetles. The name is Ludwig Amadeus Bach. I Flip on the tube and what is on? Infomercials for blue toilet bowl cleanser, stale episodes of Family Ties, and an old TV movie called "One Woman's Choice: A Mother's Heartbreaking Decision to Abort Her Retarded Child."
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
Nothing in the food cupboard but a stale box of Captain Crud cereal. I eat a bowl, watching the movie with delirious revulsion as I chew and swallow. After washing the dish, I turn off the TV and go out. I start walking around the block, but I see a splattered pedestrian up ahead, hear sirens wailing already. I make a right turn, walk past a stop sign and next thing I'm on a bus to Chicago.
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
The citizenry fixatedly, limitedly staring through enormous newspapers. Blacklisted a dead ringer and now they run me out of town. A third-person toilet train touches down at the Federal Trades Union. The passengers swarm off, trampling a Turkmenistani to malformation. I'm just about to flee the scene when a talent-scout spots me and now we're talking business. He introduces himself as one Horace Nash Bacon.
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
He says I play a mean banjo but he don't even give me a dime. His talismanical talking-down turns me off straightaway. Tall stories, talking shop, eyes like bubbling rubber. He takes out a tape-measure and tries to find out the circumferance of my cranium. He has a tartar-sauce stain on his Tardenoisian necktie. He smells like a taxidermist's shed. He takes three teaspoonfuls of cocaine every hour.
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
He has signed six top-10 teenybopper acts this year alone. He says I could be the next of the thick-witted, thin-skinned, telemarketed, teleprompted, testosterone-injected thingamabobs you see on TV. He thoughtfully thrashes out a three-handed contract. I must say, the tastelessness of this character is worse than most taxi-drivers. His thuggishness is making me nervous. His eyes are two dollar signs. The sun goes down. Thunderheads on the horizon.
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
He grows tight-lipped, tight-fisted, tilt-hammers of cashflow working in his brain. He is getting tired of my time-wasting. Enough of this timorousness. This tiresomeness. His title-holder's titillations bore me. I need to stop at the tobacconist's. This toffee-nosed geek is getting on my nerves. I remember suddenly I need to get some toilet-paper. He is tongue-tied by my tomfooleries. His methods are tamperproof (tangentially). He starts resorting to tear-jerking tergiversations.
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
Exhibitionistically shrieking, drawling dwarfish fealties. Threatening termination of the contract. His cheeks puff up like two tennis balls. His thought-wave is nauseating. The utter tonelessness, the reek of toothpowder. We're lost among tract-houses and towerblocks. I can't stand it another second, so I sign. He squeals with delight. He looks like he's had six transfusions of oxblood. No more translucence.
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
I'm a little worried. Trademarking signed over to the trade unions. His track-record is perfect. His transparency is astounding. Treasonously, traitorously trampling on my rights as a free artist already. Triumphantly triplicating his tribulations. Tub-thumping on trivialities. He clearly has tuberculosis. He gives me some tuning forks and tells me to get busy practicing my banjo. He says he has to meet some Portuguese transsexuals. He is their travel-agent.
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
He gives me 10 cents and takes off on the turbo-diesel express for God-knows-where. I start to wonder if this whole thing was all in his head. Or mine. I hit the street and 6 bums hit me up for smash. They can lick my big, greasy boots. I end up crossing 17th street, get on another bus and now I'm in Mexico, I think. The sun was already getting eaten up by big silver clouds so I tried to locate a motel.
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redpaul79
(1 month ago)
I found a hook-hand in the gutter, next to a scrap of pepperoni pizza. Looking up, I saw a chicken-wings and greasy-pie joint. I ate the scrap and it tasted like the flesh of the gods. Scooping out my glass eye and extracting my emergency 5 dollars, I went in and bought half a pizza, a milkshake and a bottle of stout (at least the label said so. seemed a bit thin to me). I was just about ready to pass out, so I stretched myself out on a broad low shelf in back of the pizza oven.
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