Pengu Productions™

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Boom! He's cookin' fish sticks - Fire Marshal Bill

What's with the flamin' pastry - Louie from TaleSpin

Lost weight? Look at... will you look at... He's a head in a basket! We're doomed... - Crank from Robots

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

Fragile Do not drop - Posted on a Boeing 757

Question: Who are you and how did you get in here? Response: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot - Anonymous

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die - Anonymous

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures - George W. Bush

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling - Anonymous

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers - Homer Simpson

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all its pupils - Louis Hector Berlioz

93% of people would scream and cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a tower about to jump. Copy and paste if you are one of the 7% that would yell, "JUMP!"

This is my page. PEACE ON EARTH!!!!!!! I try to make good videos.

*If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
*If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
*If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Videos will take a longer time to make
because of the software I got so, sorry!!

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you know you live in 2009 when...
1)You go to a party,sit down,and take myspace pics
2)You haven't played solitare with real cards in years
3)the reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they dont have AIM/MSN/FaceBook or Youtube
4)You'd rather search all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv
6)Your evening activitie is sitting at the computer
7)You read this list and just keep nodding and smiling
8)You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9)You were to busy to notice number 5
10)You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number 5
11)And now your laughing at your stupidity
12)Put this on your profile if you feel for it. You know you did...

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