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I have a border collie. she is very well trained and gets ALOT of exercise, we take her to a dog park EVERY DAY, the problem is she is EXTREMELY neurotic. she'll bark at anyone who comes near our door, no matter how often we scold her, she lunges at people when we take her on walks, she never ope...

@TheTycun according to the videos on your profile you are the corniest/nerdiest wigger ive ever seen.. "nigga pleas shut up white boy" ? wigger stfu

I have a better idea for a sketch: I went to dinner at my gf's house, met her parents, all in all had a good time. the end

@slcanavan1 in soviet skyrim arrows in knee were taken until becoming and adventurer

@kim kardashian segment: 1 dollar an hour, 84 hours a week, 15 dollars a month? i think your math is a little off on that one phil

1. jonah mowry either lied about his "him being bullied" video, he later released a new video where he explained that hes was gay but had LOTS of friends.

2. being bullied can cause phsycological trauma for life, and therefore i feel those who bully should be punished by LAW not the "go to the pr...

douche bag, even though they have the right doesnt mean they should.. but its still pretty "bamfy" to bring such a strong statement right after being firebombed

i dont know how to tell you this but.. you arms ar severly broken

i find this easy to masturbate too

i was half expecting her to start saying; this one time at band camp...

the midget party..

in my opinion if the rapture were to happen, nothing would change.. no one would be going to heaven because everyone, in some small degree, is a huge giant turd, and earth wouldn't change at all, its all ready hell.. but yeah zombies would be awesome

"Horatio we found out that the victim was blind... and trace amount of semen was found on her face"

"i guess the victim.."

-puts on sunglasses-

"see the victim cumming"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

@dutchbert420 wow another foreigner complaining that America is overweight, and then when the American "overweight" industry's branch out to his country guess who's first in line to get his arteries clogged

Due to actors acting as the Los Angeles Gang injunction, we pretended like this song was shut down, but the actors didn't stop the "movement"

"movement" in the waka flocka dictionary; me rhyming together the 3 words i have in my vocabulary.

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT! this wuld have been such a perfect monkey-zombie movie! buut nooooo they wanted to make a prequel to the planet of the apes! and they've basically ruined it, FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD!

great speech, very inspiring.. but needs more cowbell

nobody has gotten the RWJ golden ticket, it's still wrapped in tight little ray william johnson fudge package

press 7 over and over again for big foot footage

Penisface McBoobiebuster

because he was taught that if he said "oh no" it would technically be rape.

his father taught him that..

George W. mothafuckin Bush... yeah im subscribed to you, i find midgets amusing.. buy my book

Kwanza lol jk, but seriously

why is miley cyrus dancing with mexicans?

pinch my scrotum