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Greetings from Nibiru. My fellow alien reptilians shall descend soon, by the year 2013, if not sooner. Enjoy our chemtrail and vaccine sterilizations which induce homosexuality and Judaism. Resistance, I need not stress, is futile. We earnestly hope that you useless eaters enjoyed the plagiar...

Hitler wears tight shorts. A smooth running Alien Reptile is a soothing experience. The passionate pursuit of 9/11. Let your council of foreign relations do the walking. I feel like JP Morgan Chase tonight. I saw Denver International Airport and I thought of you.

@glenminion I am in the exact same situation - I went cold turkey from when I was down to 45 mg of methadone, and it's been one week tomorrow - this is what I did (and it worked) - diazepam, cannabis, and acetomitophen is the chemical cocktail that will help, if you are like me. Epson salts in t...

This was the most brilliant house senate session I have ever had the good fortune of witnessing on my iPod. I watched it on the way to work and caused a car pileup I was so into it.

"The whole population in an ideal socialist society would have to strive to work hard even though they all earn the same income. It's human nature to want more, and therefore work harder. That's why free enterprise works." - Have you read anything by Marx, Lenin, or have you gotten all of your i...