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So you're advocating anarchy? Really? Well, I don't see anything that could possibly go wrong if we had no state...nope, not at all. If there was no state then any person with a gun could violently oppose his will over anyone else.

What if God made evolution?

Duhn duhn duhn...

I wrote the bible. I travelled back in time to do it. It was all part of my master plan. Don't believe me? Then prove it's not so.

I don't know who wrote the bible...some Jewish people thousands of years ago, seems like.

I'm secretly an alien life form sent to earth to observe your culture before reporting back to Emperor Zurg in the Gamma Quadrant.

Now prove I'm not. Oh wait, you CAN't???

Now you know it's true.

@whatthingssoever I pray fo yo mama. Was she a troll too? Zing!

She is really pretty and pretty good at dancing, too, I don't know why there's all these comments saying she's a boy.

@Theroha Ha. lol. Still, I bet someone actually believes that.

He's a great actor and a horrible person.

"I think American History has a lot of blood on its hands." Dude, everyone has frigid' blood on their hands. America's past is no more violent than anyone else's. Charlton Heston is an ***hole.

House Greyjoy: We do not lag.

that's why they call him the King's Hand.

I am the LEECH LORD! The Lord of the Dreadfort! All Hail!

could they at least TRY to stay in tune? This could have been badass...

this is incomplete without that scene where hermione says the thing about the emotional range of a teaspoon and everyone sits there awkwardly and then start laughing. Also the Awkward Voldemort scenes in Deathly Hallows.

this trailer was so ***ing hard to find. I am in Spain and know that here it is called Templario but I could not find it in English until I typed it all the actors names plus templar 2011.

also i just saw lord twin.

i've only seen this in spanish but i need to see it in english to hear NYEAh HE HEh

Severus...please.

please god look down on us with mercy and forgive us our trespasses.

that ain't nothing like the board game I remember...

ONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DUNT ...

they should have killed off ANYONE else. Seriously, fireball spitting? Whose dumb idea was that? Also shooting magic energy rings out of....um...somewhere? These powers are a lot stupider than the old X-Men. Marvel is getting desperate. Honestly, this movie didn't need so many mutants. Just Xavie...

@LinkFoci no, I have to say kick-ass is better than this movie even though they are both good.

they are merely protecting the money...in case anyone tries to steal it. Wait, Magneto robs banks now? Jesus...

Also I like how Ben says hem must think we're a bunch of idjuts. Yes...yes, you are.

so what exactly are their powers? Super....gun shooting? Bullet blocking?

so norweigans speak english now?

this is not looking good. That ending sequence looks horribly fake and more like a video game than a movie. Whose bad idea was it to create horrible looking CG buildings instead of actually going out and filming a city? And it's in 3d. Please tell me this isn't going to be some horrible fake-look...

@eugenmichailow he is in the movie.

The Bride from Kill Bill vs. Maximus from Gladiator

Or maybe Neo from the Matrix vs Obi-Wan Kenobi

JK Rowling vs Shakespeare

it was a tie because hitler got ahead with "little known fact: also dope on de mic!"

But Vader came back with the best line ever, "SO many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father?"

The. Fuck?

who disliked this video? Was it Joffrey? Or Walder Frey?