What's a zippet?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI
^^^WATCH THIS FIRST!^^^
----INTRODUCTION----

Hi! My name is Qwerty, and I'm a ZIPPET.
I upload videos of things I like, even if you don't like them. I mean, who said you had to like my videos or the things I like ... If you don't like them you can just click the X up in the top right, or the left arrow in the top left instead of being an ass and posting an unhelpful comment along the lines of "UUGH YOUR VIDEOS SUCK!!". These kinds of comments don't make my videos better cause its not constructive criticism. But it doesn't matter anyway, cause I turn off the comments for my videos.
Anyways,
I like video games. I also like to do things with games, like make movies with them. Something we like to call 'machinima'. I like to break games, but not physically. Let me tell you a story!

Once upon a time when I was younger than Justin Beiber, I got an Action Replay. I liked finding all of the things that you could do with the cheating device to "glitch" the game. The game in question was Wind Waker, because it was the funnest to cheat in. I liked doing this, so I uploaded videos to Youtube,
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE ZIPPET. PROBLEM?

The years passed, and my Cheating device broke. Woe is me.
But thanks to the Internet, I found a new toy! The Dolphin Emulator, which allows me to cheat once more! Mwahahaa??
The End.

I hope to upload more videos soon. Specifically MineCraft, Quake Live, TF2, Wind Waker via Dolphin.

I don't give a shit if you hate my little zippet voice. It probably means you're outside the target demographic (which at the time was kids my age.). Go watch a different video.
I won't always upload videos that you like. If you subescribed to me because of my Wind Waker videos, don't expect every one of my videos to be Wind Waker.

Thank you and enjoy my videos!
My friend is a NOM, but he is not ultimate.
http://youtube.com/THEULTIMATENOM

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