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What kind of a list is this? It left out the Ralph quote "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, how I wonder what you are!" I think that should have been a top ten.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, How I wonder what you are! Yeah, I know that wasn't from this clip, but it's still pretty funny.

Whoever made this literal video...don't quit your day job.

@steveparok00 No it isn't! So you go right ahead and do it. I promise I'll watch it.

I don't feel so bad anymore! The first time I kissed a girl, I was 17. I French kissed a girl when I was 19. I was a late bloomer, but not as bad as some guys here. Right now, my lady friend is on vacation in the Carribean, and I cannot wait to practice Jet and Star's lessons on her!

What kind of a list is this? All these movies, but no Hot Tub Time Machine? That totally belongs on this list.

@mlenoify It wasn't "digger", it was "nagger"

Hablo muy pocito español, pero me gusta mucho esta canción. Recuerdo que mi profesor de escuela secundaria español jugando a este en la clase.

I was on the Carnival Dream last October. It docked next to the RC Oasis of the Seas at Cozumel. Yep, the two cruise lines' biggest ships, side by side. The Dream was no slouch, but in terms of size, it didn't quite measure up to the Oasis.

@ThePeaceofshit You, my sister, my four girlfriends, Bill Clinton, Rodney Dangerfield, Mr. Wizard and the Pope. So who cares what you say?

It's the same damn people spewing the same repetitive crap to each other over and over again for MONTHS at a time! Get a life you spamming trolls.

@EmmaRachelGrainger Hey, she got a guest apperance on Jimmy Kimmel live, and she got to get hugged and kissed by a celebrity. She may look goofy, but she got a big return on her investment.

@HelenaGrech No, that's not who I am. But I'm glad you liked my comment.

Is that the World Trade Center twin towers in the background at 7:03?

What the hell was that?

The best part was that they actually rhymed the lyrics. Most literal videos just state what's going on without bothering with verse or syllables.

I remember him plugging rental car companies and the Ohio state lottery. Anything he did looked and sounded like a million dollars. We'll miss you Leslie. God rest your soul.

@BirdOnNos I have done that. My screen name there is the same as my screen name here. How about you?

@owlcity127 How did they become mothers if they couldn't get dates?