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@mynameisman66 Overreact much?

@TheCrazyirishboy They tend not to rip their own hearts out.

@eyeswatch13579 True, the ritual stone would be useful in that situation. But I don't tend to have a dozen or so dead enemies around me when I'm fighting a boss, which is about the only time I would want it. I'd rather kill stuff myself and level my skills most of the time.

@Riokushinaku I think that by "more effective," he meant "effect the shot more."

There are no overpowered guns in BF3. The other guns are underpowered.

Don't nerf the good guns, buff the bad ones!

(Frag rounds are the exception here. Just delete those, they're fucking annoying.)

@Pcordero87 That's suicide bombing. "Jihad" is just waging holy war against the infidels. Or maybe you're referring to a near impossible form of masturbation?

Starring Superman in...

Operation Metropolis

0:18 My precious!

I open up the video and scroll to the comments immediately.

*71 comments since you started viewing.

How do you type so fast? I must know your secrets!

Was that a shit video or shit stop motion?

I notice the amount of likes.

Dang, that a lot of likes.

I then notice the amount of dislikes.

What the fuck? Why? How?

4:21 It's Jesus!

How the hell is this related to BF3?

@BigAlUpdates I will never listen to this the same way again, especially with headphones.

Ok, so it was planned out really well, and there were explosives in the building. Where is your proof that the government did it?

Maybe the terrorists are playing the blame game. Maybe they are more organized, more clever than we though. Maybe some of these terrorists got government jobs while hi...

@thepunkman1 Alduin was easy as hell. I killed him before I got to level 20, with one damn health potion.

If difficulty is the problem, crank up the combat difficulty. It's in the goddamn start menu. Dragons are impossibly hard up to about level 30 or so with master settings.

My xbox would freeze so hard it would burn. My PC wouldn't even make an attempt to start up. I wish I could get into PC gaming, but I'm saving up for car insurance. No expensive hardware for me.

@bubbaman235 Not even that. Upper thigh.

This how OJ Simpson would play Skyrim.

@thatpuertricanguy I'm Going To Capitalize Every Word In This Sentence Like It's The Title Of A Book.

That damn tower is how my team lost a conquest round. I was driving a jeep with a friend, our team had two tickets, the other had one. Then that tower happened to us.

1:20 "No one knows how the car will behave when it's crashed a 70mph."

Wait, Smart-Cars can go 70mph? Since when? It'd take 3 years to build up that kind of speed!

@frusciantenc Ron Paul will CAUSE 2012 if he gets elected...

@barachobamanegro China makes its enemies feared? So if a country is an enemy to China, that country is, and should be, feared? So, that's a compliment to China's enemies. You are obviously Chinese, and you say that China's enemies are feared. You're afraid of your enemies, then. Am I right?

@MrLegend402 who was phone?

@AT4makeTANKgoBOOM I would suggest starting over, or reinstalling if possible, on a new save. Level 10 isn't terribly high, anyhow.

God damn, at least a potato has eyes. This peanut is legally blind.

Dear Bethesda,

Please don't fix this bug.

Thank you.

Dear DICE, regarding the size of BF3 multiplayer maps...

1. Get a jeep

2. Have 1 ticket left for your team

3. Unknowingly drive under falling tower

4. ???

5. Profit!!!

@rizziman33 Epic Ice Age reference FTW

I've heard talk about how daedric weapons are supposed to be the best. Bullshit!!! I want to learn how to craft a Giantite mace! That stuff is the shit.

You can get it unstuck with reanimate corpse or raise zombie. Some glitch makes the spell shoot dragons halfway across the map.

@Darkii1Dream How the fuck is this ruining it? This is epic, and it's not multiplayer. This person's not "ruining" the game, except for his/herself.

The one thing I noticed here was red-dot sights and the forward grip. You should move that to the top of the gun, not on the barrel, especially is you don't have a RIS rail system.

TITS

@skullandbones656 Not a language I speak. You can only ruin it for yourself, anyhow.

...and so began the saga of Troll Physics.

@jappamogo Whereas he thinks he looks pretty, especially when getting fucked.

@chocletemilkshards I'm sorry but are you a gay ELITIST? I'm not against people being gay, that's their choice. But, It's their CHOICE. Straight guys are useless? We straight men are part of the baby-making process. That's not useless. You wouldn't be here without it.

Floppy dildo! :D