"You can't help me. No one can help me. I've tried driving with my lights on. I've tried sounding my horn. I scream out the window. I roll the window down and bang on the side of the door and play Public Enemy real loud. I have prayed to St. Francis of Assisi, St. Christopher, too. What the heck. I've tried everything a person can do. And still, every week, I plow into at least one deer. I have hit thirteen deer in seven weeks driving down this road, mister. And I have to drive down this road every day, forty miles back and forth to work. I have to drive to work and I have to drive home. Where do they come from? He's dead. And I love deer."

Punchjudy is a reference to the Punch and Judy Show, a puppet show that was widely popular in the days before television and radio. Below is a quote taken from wikipedia.

"The stereotypical view of Punch casts him as a deformed, child-murdering, wife-beating psychopath who commits appalling acts of violence and cruelty upon all those around him and escapes with impunity; this is greatly enjoyed by small children."

Now we have Family Guy.