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Oliver Reed asking for a cup of WATER!!

Those of you who are observant will have noticed that at the beginning of the film, the guy with the beard jumps out of the right hand side of the train. When the train has stopped, everybody else jumps out of the left hand side of the train, and finds the body on the left hand side of the track.

The upper lip is more flexible since WW2. You're not allowed to say "pull yourself together" anymore.

2.30 Like the little yellow car. And doesn't Noddy look good in a German uniform.

"We're not easily frightened. Also we know how hard it is for an army to cross The Channel. The last little corporal who tried came a cropper." Well said, sir.

Max, Elgin has a hard G.

Yeah, I can just see Wolfie Schäuble and the "unfuckable lardass" panicking and wringing their hands. "Angela, liebchen! We must pay the Greeks their 130 billion euros right away, and forget about all those austerity measures. A Greek woman is threatening to throw herself off a balcony."

@themredweirdoshow Heineken! Fuck that shit!

That's nothing. Wait till he really gets angry.

@northman585 Thanks, Northman. I have a book published in 1912, which suggests exactly this.

@teesfella 'what does "dly them home" mean?' It means that that I have not corrected what I have written because I do not invest much time in stone cold losers like you. 'I have a daughter thanks.' Then you must have adopted her. Bye teesfag

It's Mr Cholmondley-Warner.

What a con artist. You fly business class thinking you are going to get executive relief, only to find that a "blow job" is a cocktail - equal parts: whipped cream, kahlua, baileys and vodka.

It is definitely the government. They have a special word for it: tax.

@maclachj1 Precisely. If the media and backseat executives keep this up, the RBS CEO post will become like the England soccer manager's job - a poison chalice. No one will want the job. Few people had heard of this guy last Thursday. Suddenly everybody's talking about him. I met someone today in ...

I agree with Bob Chapman. If Ron Paul is not elected president, it's all over.

Brilliant! Someone whacks someone over the head with a frying pan and says: "That should keep you hearing things for some time, sir."

Ruddy 'ippies. They are like travellers but without the vehicles. They still have the drugs and the lice, though. The police should flatten the place, and move these degenerates on.