*He who laughs last thinks slowest.
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
*Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How to spot a raver ........

1.Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.
2.Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.
3.Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.
4.Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size.
5.Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs.
6.Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.
7.Ravers hug EVERYONE.
8.Ravers can DANCE.
9.Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
10. Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.