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Not much to say today...
I hate Wheat Thins. My dear sweet Lord Jesus are they terrible. Somehow I trick myself into thinking "mmm wheat thins, that sounds good -- I'll buy a box!" Do I mistake them for Triscuits maybe? Triscuits are good. Wheat Thins turn into goup almost immediately upon mouth insertion ... so ... do not insert them into your mouth! Fair warning, tubers.
ALL NEW GAMESHOW
YaY, it is called "How many bites?" and two people face off with only a cracker between them. A duel. The object of the duel is: how many bites do you think it takes to turn the cracker in question into mushy goup? Yes, a Triscuit, being a sane normal cracker, would take many many bites ... perhaps as many as 20 ... to turn it into goup. But a wheat thin?
Contestant One: I can turn that cracker into goup in five bites.
Contestant Two: I can turn that cracker into goup in two bites.
.... you can hear the gasp from the crowd...
Contestant One: Go ahead then and BITE THAT CrackER!
Hmmm... actually "Bite that cracker" would be a better name for the show.
(like I said, no great thoughts for the day)
I hate Wheat Thins. My dear sweet Lord Jesus are they terrible. Somehow I trick myself into thinking "mmm wheat thins, that sounds good -- I'll buy a box!" Do I mistake them for Triscuits maybe? Triscuits are good. Wheat Thins turn into goup almost immediately upon mouth insertion ... so ... do not insert them into your mouth! Fair warning, tubers.
ALL NEW GAMESHOW
YaY, it is called "How many bites?" and two people face off with only a cracker between them. A duel. The object of the duel is: how many bites do you think it takes to turn the cracker in question into mushy goup? Yes, a Triscuit, being a sane normal cracker, would take many many bites ... perhaps as many as 20 ... to turn it into goup. But a wheat thin?
Contestant One: I can turn that cracker into goup in five bites.
Contestant Two: I can turn that cracker into goup in two bites.
.... you can hear the gasp from the crowd...
Contestant One: Go ahead then and BITE THAT CrackER!
Hmmm... actually "Bite that cracker" would be a better name for the show.
(like I said, no great thoughts for the day)
About Me:
Hometown:
Urbana, Illinois
Country:
United States
Occupation:
I'm a businessman. I play big boy businessman dressup every day and do important businessman things. I talk on phones and say dumb things over and over, "blah blah blah, give me money, I am a businessman."
Companies:
I do not presently own any companies. Do you? If so, why? No, I mean, I get you wanting to own your own business -- but a big ol' company? Why not let the employees own it? OH, you do. Cool.
Schools:
University of Illinois (class of 2001) Psychology
Interests:
Stuff, seeing what you people are up to -- I like reality teeee veeeee ... thinking about truth and paradox. Stuff.
Movies:
Fisher King, Big Lebowski, North by Northwest, Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, The Jerk, I really like the Sixth Sense - because it tries to wake us up and let us know that in some ways we all are dead inside. Something less serious? Mean Girls was so totally fetch - I love Tina Fey. Dick was good. Election ... trying to think of late 90s youth films besides American Pie -- which is also pretty good.
Music:
Radiohead, Tori Amos, The Beatles, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Death Cab For Cutie
Books:
If you are still reading this then i feel confident saying you DO read. I'd suggest reading -- THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED, All I Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, Brave New World, From Death Camp To Existentialism, Herland, Games People Play
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