About this user
I'm a home grown wisconsiner...wisconsinite?..., and if u say anything about cheese beer or fat people i'll slap your face in a public area, seriously, we don't take that shit here, we're proud people that enjoy not being able to walk a straight line and dying early do to heart failure, oh, and don't forget about the segregation, ah yes we love our segregation here in wisconsin. Well let's see here, where to start. I was a martial arts instructor for 5 years, gave that up, I'm now a professional actor/film maker/comedian. I'm really funny, just ask me, i'll do some crazy martial arts move but mess it up on purpose and act like i got hurt, u may not laugh out loud, but you'll chuckle on the inside....or i'll beat you without mercy until you do! just finished filming a couple indie movies and another one is starting in january. I'm actually working on the script for my very own kick ass movie that'll blow minds and make women feel good things between their legs. i'm so cool, start sucking up now and maybe I wont forget u when I hit the big time. I love doin what I do, but bills still need payin yall (shopping addict) it's a disease, don't judge me. So if u have some super cool acting/comedy/film making job u want to offer me that pays a shit load of money, then i might grace you. if not, don't bother messaging me, that's how i roll bitches, don't hate. I've been doing acting and comedy for most of my life in one way or another. I started doing Improv shows at a place called comedysportz when i was 14 and did that up until about 9 months ago. I also started a sketch comedy group called The Pageant with a couple other comedian buddies of mine when i was 19. I'm an artist and a musician, but acting and film making is where my heart is....and the money, don't forget about the money, that makes me like it more.....Mmmmm money.....I hope u know i'm joking......kind of. well that's all i feel like disclosing about myself.....for now (dramatic music whilst i raise my left eyebrow)
