MAIS, MA NAM IS POO-POO BROUSSARD. I LIV IN DA BASIN. I GREW UP ON DA BANKS OF BAYOU TORTUE. MAIS I HAD A HARD LIF SHA.I MUV TO DA BASIN WHEN MA DADDY WUS KILL IN A AREBOT AKSIDANT. MA MOMMA NEVER WUD BRESS FEED ME, SHE SAID SHE JUS LIKE ME AS A FRIN. SHE PASS AWAY NOT LONG AFTA MA DADDY. WILE TRAPPIN NUTRA IN DA MARSH, SHE GOT HER LEG CAUGHT IN WUN DEM TRAPS. SHE DI OWT DER BA HERSEF. I WANNID TO BRANG HER BAK TO DA HOWSE SO I KUD BARRY HER, BUT DEM CRABS HAD AWLREDY GOT TO HER. ALL DAT WUS LEF WUS HER FEET AN HER BOTTOM. SO I CUT UP DA RES AN UZED DAT FOR SUM STINK BATE ON MA TROT LINES. I CAWT SO MANY CATFISH ON DAT, I WISH I HAD SUM MORRA DAT! I AYNT MARRY. BUT I WUS SEEIN A LADY FOR A WILE. WELL SHE NEVA SAW ME, CUZ I WUS USUALLY HIDIN IN DA BUSHES OR BEHIN A CYPRESS TREE. I LIK TA HUNT AN FISH. I TRAP NUTRA AND CRAWFISH FORRA LIVIN.