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3:57 Someone's having bowel issues

That. Is. Adorable.

I agree with Hey Arnold, Catdog, Ed Edd and Eddy, Dexter's Lab, and COURAGE!!!!!!

But, though it's been pointed out that Spongebob started in '99, that really shouldn't count

Also, Pinky and the Brain/The Animaniacs, Johnny Bravo, and The Angry Beavers are musts when it comes to 90s cartoons.

No Eccleston? That's OK. This was absolutely beautiful.

That ain't what a ghost's supposed to wear!

1417 people don't understand trigonometry and tai chi

If someone has already said this, I apologise for the repetition. My belief is that someone has created a time machine, but the plans/blueprints for it are kept in the dark tunnels which are the catacombs beneath the US patent office where they keep the patent applications for those inventions th...

I love the way he's kind of... avoiding eye contact. I have no idea why, but it's slightly endearing.

My geology teacher was talking about quarks in class, and I was totally singing this in my head. Then I heard her say "I'm veering off into a completely different branch of science now, but if you want to learn more about quarks look up the Vlogbrothers on youtube." and I died from shock and happ...

Bow ties are cool.

@SeriousGamer2009 Please mind that I'm not agreeing with you, I'd just like to know what you are insulting me for so I can offer rebuttal.

Hank, the correct term here would be nauseated. The swinging motion is nauseous, which means that it causes nausia. Because of it, I am feeling nausiated, meaning that I am currently suffering nausia. You should know this. Just sayin'

@HermyGranger10101 That is no excuse for A) desconecting George from his ear and B) His hair >.<

Have they ever had Rich Fulcher on WILTY?

@TheWrathfulHippie I agree. My parents started traditions of giving my grandparents things before I even knew who they were. Then, I'd start to sign my name myself, then go to the store, and so on. He very well could have been four when "he" started this tradition.

@ThnkHppyThghts If only it were Colin and/or Brad. Whoever makes this show should take note of that. Also, 'and' is inconcievably more preferable than 'or'

I always found it interesting that Aristotle thought that the direction of the wind determined a baby's sex.

I love the way he says "little madam"

It's just so... awkward but not awkward at the same time. I dunno. It just has a certain something about it.

Lauren: "Are you saying they need a crane to get my dad out of bed?"

Ryan: o.O ?

@nicothechihuahua There's no USA with it, either.

@VeryPROUDWelshGirl I get where you're coming from, but there's no need to get snippy. I want to MOVE to Wales. I'm not anywhere near the country, geographically speaking. But I do think I belong there. You'll see me one of these days in a shop or something, and I expect a "hello"

@MonkeyThunder5 I agree... and I'm American.

This. Is. BRILLIANT!

@MsSakuralotus Because Lauren has a bit of a reputation

@Derileect Plus, "Sherlock's" eyebrows don't annoy me here. In the actual show, they don't match his hair and it bothers me.

@cinnaminstix5 The lyrics fit, I'll agree. But quality wise, this song is so much better than that stupid knock off of Pyramus and Thisbe. I don't even think Shakespear wrote it.

@supernovafiona I'm not getting married anytime soon, but I've already decided that this will be my first dance too. It's really a perfect song.

Congrats, by the way.

@TheAngelsTutorial Do you also love when people don't put apostrophes where they should be?

I tried to learn Italian, but aside from the basics (Buon giorno, buona sera, mi scuzi, grazie, puo aiutarmi, et cetera) all I can remember is "Quanto costa una camera a notte?" because it's fun to say, "l'orso" because it was difficult to learn, and "lo scarrafagio" because it's awesome to be ab...

@MrKjottpolse Proof of The Big Bang is not disproof of God

@SohnvonChristus I think that may be why I like this show so much. And yes, I'd assume he's got some form of mild autism. Savants are most often more blatent in their disorders, though, aren't they. Because while most autistics are analytic and, if I may say, nerdy (no offense inteded; I'm autist...

@HugeMojo I lock my dog in a cage. If I'm home I let her out, but when I'm not there to keep an eye on her I have to keep her contained. I'm not a failure, she's an infant. Eventually she should be able to stay home alone unnattended to, but until she learns what "Pee outside" means, this is how ...

Holy Crap!!! My comment has more than three likes! I think the world is ending. (no irony intended)

I'm having a heart attack of joy right now. XD

I thought that the "Creatures from another world" was most definately going to be the best comment, but then came the "Actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint..." and I died.

Yes, I am. And you can't have him, because he's mine! Can't wait for AVP3!!!