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The first twenty seconds of this are verbatim what I say on a regular basis when I play this game.

THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD

Lou Reed hasn't done anything interesting since 1975, and Metallica's sucked since 1988.

This preview is terrible, but I'll still give it a chance later when it comes out. But if it sounds anything like this, I'll piss on it.

THAT IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN

Yeah fuck that stupid boss. Came dangerously close to breaking my controller on that one.

Here's a tip...speak aloud what the buttons are as they appear. I find I can recall the combination of right buttons to push much more easily that way.

@AnemBrawl

Pretty sure you did, because the video preceding this one doesn't involve Zanarkand in any way, and I think you need to do Zanarkand first before this Kilika mission unlocks. I went to Kilika before doing Zanarkand and I could only talk to Dona and gather some of the introductory ite...

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKKEEEEEEE!

The change in tone from X to X-2 is like a complete step in the opposite direction. It goes from this foreboding and sad thing to transform into some eleven-teen J-pop bullshit. But...I will still play this game.

this guide is really fucking confusing.....you really should trim all the parts where you're wandering around, not sure of where to go next. It'd be about five minutes long compared to ten.

FUCK YEAH

Ok, so...I'm trying to get five stars on this case and for some reason after I tail the cab, the phone icon won't appear and I can't call it in and return to the station to interrogate this sailor character. Which puts me at a huge fucking disadvantage, since that means I never go to the bus stat...

What's weird is that I can actually see myself rocking out to this in my car....

Oh my God this strategy works so well. My record is 46 assists in one game! This will be at Onyx within a few days, I reckon. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

this is hilarious. What song did you use for the intro? I swear I've heard it before.

How in FUCK'S name is she over-rated...?

If evangelicals could write songs as well as this, I'd be praising Jesus 'til the cows come home.

I dig the gospel feel.