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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
Age
43
Country
United States