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Hello World! You know the only way of knowing that you are human is...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or a email address.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the T.V.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) And now you copy and paste this into your profile.

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