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What are you, a pirate?

Please. That apology was like a guy who kicked you in the balls with a steel toed boot and later said he was sorry that the boot had tacky laces. Too little, too late. He sucks.

Four people are just dumb.

BONK!

SPLAT!

DING!

Okay, I had a brief fuck you moment of, "Hey, I thought it was the AVGN talking about Mario Paint!" It passed quickly though. Well done.

Villain: I want that emerald for some sinister reason! That's what I'm after!

Princess: Oh no, he's got me! Here, take the emerald!

Villain: Hahaha you just keep that emerald that I just said was the only thing I really wanted! No worries, I'll get it later!...even though I have my ship and all m...

Wait, after all that...a little green comic strip?! It seems like a more appropriate reward should be, I dunno, a tag team blow job from Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel, and Summer Glau while you eat truffles, and drink champagne as you watch your least favorite person from high school fight an ...

32 people are actually voles and pigeons. Their thumbs down can't make sense any other way.

As an American, AND a big fan of Matt Hamill...

I really like Matt Hamill. He is a cool dude and a good fighter. He really shocked the shit out of Bisping in the first round...but I think Bisping legitimately won. I'm not happy about it, and I don't think he did it in a very impressive manner, bu...

Ahhhh, lovely. I search for UFC fights that I want to see and find you instead. Making it harder to find what I want to see. Who did you think would be happy to find you? Seriously. Who did you think wanted to find THIS?! Youtube, listen up. we have got to ridicule dickcheese like this or it will...

Haha next update: if you make mushroom stew with brown mushrooms that you harvest from an area with lots of cows....

@Cenobite30 yup, contra boss fight music

Everyone should experience the adrenaline shock of getting owned by a creeper. Great fun.

18 people have disliked this...those are 18 people I just don't understand. Seriously, you 18 people...do you dislike sunsets? Puppies? Oral sex? Cashews? Whats up with you?!

@theawsomedude777 Did you hit F1? That hides the tools on my screen. I've never seen the tools crammed in the corner though.

25 people are terrified of flying Swedes.

@advillan HA! Good one sir.

Aw MAN! My bad Santa! Hoo boy. give a bro a shoulder tap, huh? Heeeyyyy NICE SCARF! Santa?

@BeatStudioify The box with the fire in it wasn't something he made - it's a mob spawner. They show up in various places underground and they come in three flavors: zombie, skeleton, and spider.

Im thinkin: 6 iron and 3 wood = shotgun and 1 sulfer + 1 coal +1 bonemeal +1 iron = 1 shotgun shell. Oh that would be righteous. It can't be to easy to get.

@GradiusMojo No you didn't ruin this scene. Nothing short of the apocalypse could ruin this scene. You just rubbed your shitty little shit-stained fingers on it and wasted a bunch of people's time. You feel special for doing that? Do you? You wanna rub you're stupid shitty little self against any...

Ah. So you have access to video editing software. And Youtube. And mushrooms. Okee dokee.

Three people didn't see this as a kid and think Patrick Stewart was the coolest honey-voiced bad-ass mutherfucka in space.

@pikoo0o Papyrus. Second only to Comic Sans in lameness and overuse. I feel your pain.

I love Al Green. I love The Neverending Story. I HATE YOU. I FUCKING HATE YOU. Post a clip or don't. I'm really fucking uninterested in your gay attempts at editing.

This made me cry like an idiot as a kid. Thanks for posting!