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Six seconds? So you're saying the pilot would have commited suicide instead of pulling the stick back to save his own life??? I think not...

Now if this had been a Beoing 757 there would only have been a couple of itsy bitsy little pieces of wreckage, apparently.

Music of Spheres was a composition by Delia Derbyshire who is credited with being largely responsible for the Doctor Who theme tune. Grainger wrote it, but Derbyshire

put it all together and made it what it was. She was apparently influenced by second world war air raid sirens.

My girlfriends mini cooper s has just been declared a write-off. She went to start it one morning but nothing happened. There was a terrible smell of burning plastic inside the car, and then she noticed that all the wiring behind the driver's side panel underneath the dash had completely melted...

He won't be having another erection for four years.

This is great. I found this while looking for reference online as I am about to start constructing a home-made prayer detector, that registers prayers as they pass by on their way to heaven!

He drove from Pontllanfraith to Wattsville, over the top of Mynyddislwyn Mountain in South Wales. It's gorgeous scenery. The parking for the church and "a couple of houses" is actually the Church Inn, a pub which is right next to the church. When he drives around the bend , around the graveyard, ...

"O.k. boys this is the route. You fly over here, go direct to here, bomb the enemy, go back over here, and then back home for a nice cup of tea. O.K. ? Rightio, off you go then. Johhny, please tuck you shirt in there's a good boy. Good luck lads!"

I wasn't that impressed. After the hype I was expecting something special, but I don't feel as if I've watched the premiere yet, because I've forgotten it already. The cinematography was good, but something was askew. The story didn't seem to progress. I had the same feeling after watching it ...

Are prayers like air miles? How many does it take to save, say, a drowning kid? Does God sit around and wait for them to accumulate before he sits up and does something? And this is the same God that allowed this to happen in the first place right? If he were here right now I'd punch him in the f...